Members bassguy Posted July 29, 2005 Members Share Posted July 29, 2005 has anyone tryed to out suck lug? im wondering how hard it would be to outsuck him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted July 29, 2005 Members Share Posted July 29, 2005 Two words: Linda Lovelace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted July 29, 2005 Members Share Posted July 29, 2005 Jenny McCarthy in Baseketball - "Here, I finally got all the chrome off this thing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayinguy Posted July 29, 2005 Members Share Posted July 29, 2005 most possibly the only thing that could out suck lug i challenge the two to a suck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Osmur Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 I'm sorry, but you must be a complete idiot. A black hole is nothing compared to a ... lug vortex!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Osmur I'm sorry, but you must be a complete idiot. A black hole is nothing compared to a ... lug vortex!!! 66 posts and already one of the wisest on the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonny Five Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members canadianriot55 Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 who would risk their sanity by trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 I don't know, i posted about this one dude at a music shop the other day, I still can't believe what i witnessed. Been meaning to go back and ask the owner WTF was that i saw. Anyway, I was sitting down playing a cort bass through a Kustom amp cab I think it was. Well the owner asks if I minded if he plugged that guy in (he was going to test out a 5 string Jazz...sure no problem. Well he got it all set (tuned up) and this young man procedes to do what i guess was a Les Claypool type style on this thing, i just stared at first, then he cranked it up, still with nothing but string CLANKING and maybe a half assed note here and there, then the kid pull out a bandana to wipe sweat off his face (i guess he was under some hot stage lights that no one else could see or feel) and just wails away with this awful and I do mean awful clank, no timing, no purpose at all, every so often wiping sweat from his brow...i walked in different room holding my damn ears so I could bust out laughing. Man that was a strange exibition. The owner of the restaurant nextdoor finally came over and asked if it could be turned down...i left and that kid was still wiping sweat and clankin' the hell out that bass. That kid would give lug one helluva run for the suck title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members My bass in your face Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by bassguy has anyone tryed to out suck lug? Yes, we tried. Check the sticky thread on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Actually, seriously now, Bassius did a cover of one of lug's mp3's (huntforboogieninja i think) and I have to say... Bassius trying to suck gave lug a SERIOUS run for his money. That was one of the most apalling things ive ever had the misfortune to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MageZ Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Just wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixgun77 Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Fran da Man I don't know, i posted about this one dude at a music shop the other day, I still can't believe what i witnessed. Been meaning to go back and ask the owner WTF was that i saw. Anyway, I was sitting down playing a cort bass through a Kustom amp cab I think it was. Well the owner asks if I minded if he plugged that guy in (he was going to test out a 5 string Jazz...sure no problem. Well he got it all set (tuned up) and this young man procedes to do what i guess was a Les Claypool type style on this thing, i just stared at first, then he cranked it up, still with nothing but string CLANKING and maybe a half assed note here and there, then the kid pull out a bandana to wipe sweat off his face (i guess he was under some hot stage lights that no one else could see or feel) and just wails away with this awful and I do mean awful clank, no timing, no purpose at all, every so often wiping sweat from his brow...i walked in different room holding my damn ears so I could bust out laughing. Man that was a strange exibition. The owner of the restaurant nextdoor finally came over and asked if it could be turned down...i left and that kid was still wiping sweat and clankin' the hell out that bass. That kid would give lug one helluva run for the suck title. If you ever see that kid again, tell him "This is from Jeremy" and whup him upside the head. Use a 15" to do it so he'll realise the importance and power of low end in his tone. Oh, and Lug has natural ability. One would have to train a lot to suck like he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by bassguy has anyone tryed to out suck lug?im wondering how hard it would be to outsuck him you should check out some of the stuff I've posted over at ebassist in the "song a day" thread. IMHO, some of those give him a real run for the money, esp. my cover of "I Want You To Want Me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 you should check out some of the stuff I've posted over at ebassist in the "song a day" thread. IMHO, some of those give him a real run for the money, esp. my cover of "I Want You To Want Me" Don't go there, son. I have lot's of covers in my arsenal of Suck....lots of covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by lug Don't go there, son. I have lot's of covers in my arsenal of Suck....lots of covers. yes, I am aware of this. I am especially afraid of the Kansas cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by el_duderino676 yes, I am aware of this. I am especially afraid of the Kansas cover Ah, Kansas' Wayaward Son done in the style of Likin Park, one of my favs! I use it to peel paint on those hard to sand surfaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted July 30, 2005 Members Share Posted July 30, 2005 Yes, a wise man never gets under the covers with lug. In other news, I'm starting to wonder if Kirstie Alley is making a bid for lug's crown. She/It's had decades of preparation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syciprider Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Motion is relative. Movement is merely the displacement of an object's position relative to other objects. There is no single point in the universe where all motion can be observed. Unlike motion, SUCK is not relative. There truly is one point in the universe where all SUCKAGE can be observed and compared. This central point is the reference for all things that suck. This point is in Texas. This point is Lug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassguy Posted August 1, 2005 Author Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by lug 66 posts and already one of the wisest on the forum. see some ppl from canada are smart.... definatly not me tho...lol...im just too lazy to be smart, but theres potental there if i take ridilin anyways "im from canada and people think im slow eh?" lol good old simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Matteran Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 do you think lug is one of those guys that people make fun of, and plays along and stuff. but when he really thinks about it, it depresses him that everyone says he sucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Matteran do you think lug is one of those guys that people make fun of, and plays along and stuff. but when he really thinks about it, it depresses him that everyone says he sucks? Please, no. Don't go there. Talking about lug in that way evokes memories of that bit in 'Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy' where Arthur tries to analyse the Vogon's poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by Matteran do you think lug is one of those guys that people make fun of, and plays along and stuff. but when he really thinks about it, it depresses him that everyone says he sucks? Perhaps I'm just misunderstood. ....listens to own MP3..... no, I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members basshunter Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Even though lug is mad at me right now, I must again step up to his honor. This thread is blasphemy, and any argument along its lines is futile. Many have tried to usurp the throne, all have failed. Do not question the Suck, just know it is infinite. ALthough, I do have to give a small amount of creedence to the Kirstie Ally comment. Lug, she's not related is she??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 1, 2005 Members Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by basshunter Even though lug is mad at me right now, I must again step up to his honor.This thread is blasphemy, and any argument along its lines is futile. Many have tried to usurp the throne, all have failed. Do not question the Suck, just know it is infinite.ALthough, I do have to give a small amount of creedence to the Kirstie Ally comment. Lug, she's not related is she??? I don't know but I would do her when she was a Vulcan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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