OT: Dumbest Thing EVER!

[BigPigPeaches]

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=987294&page=1

 

SFW.

 

This is proof positive that natural selection is still at work in the human population. Kids are so f'ing stupid these days...apparently it's not enough to have cable, the internet, cell phones, console systems...no no, that's boring! Let's choke each other!!

 

Hey, Sierra, did you hear about (insert pretentious yuppiechild name like Celeste, Lexus, Madison, Brianna)? She totally choked herself to death! What? No, no, I totally didn't learn a thing from that! Well, if my mom wouldn't buy me a von Dutch trucker's cap I'd probably choke myself too.

 

*slips into old-man voice*

Y'know, when I was a kid, we had the following entertainment options: basic basic cable (remember when MTV was only on 6 hours a day?), Atari 2600 (later the Apple II...woo hoo!), and if neither of those were enough, we could *shudder* go outside and walk around without fear of being kidnapped. With all of that, it never...EVER...occurred to me that getting choked might be fun.

 

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

I could rant on this for a while, but I've got to go shove an air hose up my ass like I learned in Japan.

[Ravelleman]

 

In Ireland, it's known as the American dream game," said Dr. Thomas Andrew, an expert on the dangers of this high-risk game.

 

 

Indeed. I've met some people who like to smoke weed and then play the game. Idiots.

[Dark Slide]

I played that game when I was younger, but we never went around the neck, we never did it alone and we were TRYING to knock each other out.

 

Certainly not the brightest idea.

[BEAD]

 

Originally posted by Dark Slide I played that game when I was younger, but we never went around the neck, we never did it alone and we were TRYING to knock each other out. Certainly not the brightest idea.

 

We did it too. Maybe that's why I feel like I've been getting dumber since I turned 12...

[lokidecat]

I did that a few times in highschool, but the way we did it was stand up, touch your toes a few times real fast to get light headed, then a friend would bearhug you around the chest from behind.

 

You would pass out almost immediately.. then your friend lets go and you wake back up.

 

Yes it was stupid.

No we didn't use ropes or dog collars.

Yes the damage that can be done was the same.

 

Only did it twice, myself. It freaked me out waking up on the floor.

[SA Rios]

You can't really blame the kid. All kids do stupid things. I'm sure we all have stories of passing out, drugs, injuries, etc. I just hope that the freiends of these kids learned a lesson.

[B-Bottom]

 

Originally posted by lokidecat I did that a few times in highschool, but the way we did it was stand up, touch your toes a few times real fast to get light headed, then a friend would bearhug you around the chest from behind. You would pass out almost immediately.. then your friend lets go and you wake back up. Yes it was stupid. No we didn't use ropes or dog collars. Yes the damage that can be done was the same. Only did it twice, myself. It freaked me out waking up on the floor.

 

 

We used to do the same thing jus t abit differently. Wewould stand up against a wall with our arms across our chest and then people would push as hard as they could on it. It was pretty freaky waking up and not knowing where oyu were.

[Zeromus-X]

Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

[BEAD]

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

It's never too late to start.

[1tallbassguy]

Originally posted by chunkathalon It's never too late to start.

 

:D

Hahaha

 

About 20 years ago......

We used to play "Meet the Wizard".

While taking a huge hit of pot smoke in you hold it in and another guy holds you up against a wall while you hold your nose and blow out the pressure in your ears (such as you might do when flying). This pushes the blood to your brain and causes you to pass out. Then you fall into unconsciousness for a moment or two, and when you awake, everyone is all stoned looking at you etc.

We didnt realize this could cause a friggin stroke. Or worse.

[Ender_rpm]

What is this, Darwins Waiting Room? Keep it up guys, keep it up...

[bassman1956]

Originally posted by Ender_rpm What is this, Darwins Waiting Room? Keep it up guys, keep it up...

 

 

LOL!!!

[bassman1956]

[leepmeister]

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

I was at a friend's house once and he had someone do the bearhug thing. He kinda flinched and squirmed around a bit before waking up.

 

I decided I would never do it. And I haven't

[Kin Corn Karn]

 

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

 

No.

[megadan]

 

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

 

Nope.

[Craig Vecchione]

 

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

 

No.

 

I played my bass, rode my bike, jerked-off.

 

 

Come to think of it, things haven't changed all that much for me.

[T. Alan Smith]

 

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

 

Nope. Never did myself.

[TwYzTyR]

 

Originally posted by Zeromus-X Am I the only person here who didn't {censored}ing do this?

 

 

I did way more stupid things than this...but none of those were ever alone. Doing stupid things alone is way retarded.

[oldivor]

 

Originally posted by T. Alan Smith Nope. Never did myself.

 

 

Yeah +1

 

I always thought it was stupid and pointless.