Members shelbass Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 Three music notes walk into a bar, C, E-flat, and a G. The bartendersays 'I'm sorry, we don't serve minors here." So, the E-flat quietly leaves. The C and G then have a fifth between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 You get an A for that one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 Nice! Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members canadianriot55 Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 then D and F walked in and no one could stand the suspense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by canadianriot55 then D and F walked in and no one could stand the suspense Then Eb came in with Gb, had a few drinks with C but, after a while, their friendship diminished. Yes? No? Ah, I got nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Aussie Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 Is this what it has come to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Aussie Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 So if the G got the root would it be called a sloppy 2nd inversion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members takeout Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 A trumpet player flew from L.A. to Washington. When he got off the plane, he saw a sign that said "Welcome to Washington D.C.". So he returned to the plane and went back to L.A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by Emprov Nice! Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer. And holds more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrSquirley Posted August 4, 2005 Members Share Posted August 4, 2005 I read the first line and was trying to figure out what you meant by walked into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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