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I had several ideas for todays Who would win thread. Of course they were all based upon who would win in a hand to hand fight to the death sort of battle. Well I thought maybe today we would try something a little different. This battle won't be based upon brute strength, agility or super powers. This one will be based upon who's net worth and cunning business sense could out do the others and send them into financial ruin. Here are your choices

 

 

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Richie Rich

 

 

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Scrooge McDuck

 

 

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Rich Uncle Penny Bags

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Looking at it logically...:rolleyes:

Bags or McDuck would just slap the spoiled brats ass and send him on his way..."no contest"

Bags is a typical stuffed shirt, never did any physical work in his life, he'd win if he could hire Kato for a bodyguard.

McDuck, i believe is the only one of the 3 that earned a damn dime; plus he's pretty game for a good fight.

So McDuck is the clear winner in this case.

 

'nough said!

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I'll play devils advocate

 

I kind of have a feeling that Ritchie Rich's net worth exceeds Scrooges. Scrooges stuff is very antiquated looking while Ritchie has a robotic maid and anything else that his heart desires. This could mean two things.

One Ritchie doesn't know the value of a dollar and hence would have no problem paying people to make his financial decisions for him. Where as Scrooge is frugal (his name is scrooge for gods sake) and may not be so quick to throw his money around.

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Richie Rich, because not only is he the richest boy on Earth, his butler Cadbury is trained in the ancient martial arts, and he hangs with a ghost named Casper. Scrooge McDuck is tough, but he's only a duck, and Uncle Moneybags is too old - he may have a Monopoly, but Richie Rich owns all the hotels.

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Scrooge. He's got business smarts, which immediately sets him above Richie, and he's loaded. I don't think the monopoly guy will present much of a problem, he's too much like your rich uncle, and probably just sits at the pool all day while other people (playing monopoly) do all the work (dooo hooo hooo!!!! :: old uncle laugh:: )

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Rich may get anything he wants but based on his getup and behavior he either hasn't gotten any or he's slept at Neverland.

 

Bags may have scored with Betty Boop but I think only Anna Nicole Smith would be interested in him now.

 

McDuck hands down! And I bet he doesn't have to pay for it either.

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OH, this is about a fight between a kid, and old man and a duck.

My buck's still on the duck. I'd never pick a fight with a Scotsman, anyway. :D

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Richie Rich and Money Bags collude to implicate McDuck in an insider trading scheme. Since ducks don't have the same rights as humans, McDuck is roasted and served with cranberry sauce.

 

Then Richie forms a joint venture with Money Bags, and Richie robs him blind. Since contracts with minors are not legally enforceable, Bags has no legal recourse.

 

Richie wins.

 

until, that is, he's taken out by one of Bags' cronies

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well i gotta go against everyone...

 

Rich Uncle Penny Bags wins the fight.. simpley because everyone over looked his weapons... he piss uncle off and he slaps u up side the head with the iron or runs over u in his car...

 

thats enough said... lol

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Originally posted by bbl

Richie Rich and Money Bags collude to implicate McDuck in an insider trading scheme. Since ducks don't have the same rights as humans, McDuck is roasted and served with cranberry sauce.


Then Richie forms a joint venture with Money Bags, and Richie robs him blind. Since contracts with minors are not legally enforceable, Bags has no legal recourse.


Richie wins.


until, that is, he's taken out by one of Bags' cronies

 

 

 

Genius!! :D

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