Members Jonny Five Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 Crusader Nabbed By Michigan Cops AUGUST 5--Meet Robert McClain. The Michigan man, 42, was arrested last week after he attempted to literally go medieval on cops. According to the below Royal Oak Police Department report, officers were dispatched to McClain's home after a motorist called 911 to report that McClain had fled the scene of an auto accident. When they arrived at his crib, McClain allegedly tried to strike a cop with a four-foot sword. After missing, McClain retreated to his basement, where he donned a chainmail armored vest and leather gauntlets to protect his arms. He also added a giant wooden mallet to his arsenal and beckoned officers to come downstairs and get him. "I'm gonna crush your {censored}ing skulls," McClain warned. Then, in a nice rhetorical flourish (for a lunatic, at least), he added, "I have a thousand years of power." That omnipotence, however, was no match for a police Taser, which felled McClain. He was then carted off and charged with felony assault and a misdemeanor count for failing to remain at an accident scene. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 And then, I'm gonna use my Prismatic Spray, maybe even a fireball, then I'll get out my wand of magic missiles, and if he's still standing, I'll use my invisibility cloak to sneak behind him and hit him with my Mace of Disruption, which is so cool... Some people need to "Just Say No" to D&D! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jumpy Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 I guess he didnt have his Boots of Escapeing:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Subsonicbass Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 Storm the basement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 I guess the cops were lucky he didn't run to the roof and pour boiling oil on them! Once you have this much trouble with reality, anything is possible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 Found it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members thelurker Posted August 9, 2005 Members Share Posted August 9, 2005 I give up! How do you put the picture in the post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TwYzTyR Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by Jumpy I guess he didnt have his Boots of Escapeing:D WINNER OF TWYZTYR'S SPORADICALLY OCCURRING POST OF THE DAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jbryant8159 Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Hey, I spent a night in Royal Oak's jail about 16 years ago. Nice place. Nice guys. They even helped me navigate my way to the cot in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MageZ Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 I wonder why he haven't used the Staff of GUL to summon the BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the hammer Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Here is the News videoclip of the arrestMan Goes Medievel On Cops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by thelurker I give up! How do you put the picture in the post? With great style and panache. (it also needs to be hosted somewhere that is internet addressable, not on your local machine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 I have a thousand years of power. Ha Ha Ha. man that's funny GUL?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the hammer Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 After the commercial failure of his movie "The Devil's Rejects" Rob Zombie loses all touch with reality and is arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by B-Bottom GUL?? WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE DAY AWARD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE DAY AWARD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman WINNER OF THE BONOMAN POST OF THE DAY AWARD!!! I would like to take this opportunity to thank GUL for this prestigious award. Thank you for being the yin to my yang........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by lug Is it too late to take it back? I never intended to anger you, Mr. GUL, sir. Sir? SIR? Why do you have that hot red poker in your hand? Oh... Oh dear... Oh my goodness... SIZZZZZLE *And Bonoman was never heard from again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 Originally posted by Bonoman Is it too late to take it back? I never intended to anger you, Mr. GUL, sir. Sir? SIR? Why do you have that hot red poker in your hand? Oh... Oh dear... Oh my goodness... SIZZZZZLE *And Bonoman was never heard from again* Fear not my Canadian friend. Your butt shall remain intact as long as I am here!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ianick Posted August 10, 2005 Members Share Posted August 10, 2005 That guy reminds me a lot of these nerds. Nerds movie 5 Megs Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt, Lightning Bolt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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