Members takeout Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 *raises hand* See, KC forumites? I keep telling you what you're missing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Played with what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 must attend show...must attend show... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PaulyWally Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 No strippers... but... I played a Harley Rally once. Toward the end of the night (while the band was on break), they did a wet T-shirt contest. It didn't take long for the girls to strip down to nothing. I went up to the guitarist and I said, "let's get up there and play some bad 70's funk for them". He was like, "no way, man". I called him a p***y and went up anyway. It didn't take long for the rest of the band to finally come up and play anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members qbass187 Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 I HAVE! There's a club in Bedford, NH called MARK'S SHOWPLACE. Half the club is a stripclub and the other side does live bands and when bands play the have two strippers come up and dance on either side of the stage. In a 45 min set they swap out both girls on average 3 times...so, that about 6 ho's per band! The stage is horribly set-up, the sound is good but if it wasn't for the girls I would never want to play a stage that {censored}ed up. it's impossible for me to even get my amp on the stage. The lights are, no lie, 5 feet above the stage in back. My drummer was about to die after our set!!! The singer of my band is female and for some reason chicks love her and always want to get up on stage and dance when we're playing!!! I'm not sure why but I don't complain. Just Sayin... ERIC......Q......LATER!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zebra Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by bassman1956 Played with what? My thoughts exactly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted August 12, 2005 Members Share Posted August 12, 2005 Originally posted by qbass187 The singer of my band is female and for some reason chicks love her and always want to get up on stage and dance when we're playing!!! I'm not sure why but I don't complain. Most of those chicks who work in strip clubs are gay or "bi". I'm sure if I was a woman and dealt with the majority of the men who came in there i'd be the same way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris dax Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 my band played at a biker bar last year when the owner had his 50 years birthday. So his friends had this sweet looking young girl come in and do her personal strip thing for him while we played....lasted about 15 minutes and ended up with her buck naked. Second set I look up and see her coming back, this time dressed in a plaid pleated skirt, white shirt ...you know the school girl thing, complete with braids. OM - she then proceeds to do another 15-20 minutes right in front of the stage while the band played on. Man she was a nice looking lady....made it very difficult to keep my mind on business... Then later when my white sister-in-law and black boyfriend were walking out of the bar, some chick at a nearby pool table felt like she just had to lift her blouse up and fully flash them as they left the bar... That was quite a night....c-d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 Yes, back when I was about 21 yrs old. Did that a couple times. Had sex with couple of the pole riders later too. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zooberwerx Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 This thread is starting to read like Penthouse Forum. Riis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Axhandle Posted August 13, 2005 Members Share Posted August 13, 2005 Originally posted by bassman1956 Played with what? ROTFLMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Newget Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by PaulyWally "let's get up there and play some bad 70's funk for them". There is no bad 70's funk!? There is a strip bar in Patterson NJ called Louie's Place, for some reason they thought about expanding into other markets. They hired our band after one of our friends, a repeat patron, talked us up a good storm. We did the gig and no one really wanted to go because it was a strip bar! We played a decent amount of soul jazz, Eddie Harris, Herbie Hancock, as the girls danced next to us, but they were seperated by a wall. It was difficult to tell wether they were cheering for us or the girls at times. Not one of the girls spoke english, but we couldd all understand each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Calls mayor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T. Alan Smith Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by chris dax my band played at a biker bar last year when the owner had his 50 years birthday. So his friends had this sweet looking young girl come in and do her personal strip thing for him while we played....lasted about 15 minutes and ended up with her buck naked. Second set I look up and see her coming back, this time dressed in a plaid pleated skirt, white shirt ...you know the school girl thing, complete with braids. OM - she then proceeds to do another 15-20 minutes right in front of the stage while the band played on. Man she was a nice looking lady....made it very difficult to keep my mind on business... Then later when my white sister-in-law and black boyfriend were walking out of the bar, some chick at a nearby pool table felt like she just had to lift her blouse up and fully flash them as they left the bar... That was quite a night....c-d You from IL too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Texas Noise Factory Posted August 14, 2005 Members Share Posted August 14, 2005 Played a tiddy bar once. Definitely a wild night. I can say though that it is possible to suck a tiddie whilst maintaining the groove.... (okay, I was drunk at the time but I thought I was maintaining the groove....) IT actually wasn't a dancer who was topless but a female groupie that felt like the dancers weren't doing enough... Interesting night. Ahh.. memories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris dax Posted August 15, 2005 Members Share Posted August 15, 2005 Originally posted by T. Alan Smith You from IL too?? Denver - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrSquirley Posted August 15, 2005 Members Share Posted August 15, 2005 All this is the real reason i play bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members embellisher Posted August 16, 2005 Members Share Posted August 16, 2005 This thread is worthless without pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tdempsey Posted August 16, 2005 Members Share Posted August 16, 2005 we have a few, but the catch is that they are in street-clothes, obviously off-duty. because no woman dances like that in real life that is not an exotic dancer as an occupation. unless it is my tone and pocket that converts the mild-mannered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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