Members bassman1956 Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 What did a spud ever do to you? Once, I was sent down to the coal cellar for some kindling. I had to pass the fruit cellar on the way. It was dark. My folks were so mean they wouldn't let me turn on the basement light. I was only 8 or so at the time. Anyways, I got right about to the fruit cellar, and suddenly several taters jumped out and tried to mug me, and chased me all the way back up the stairs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 taters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted August 17, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 Don't be a tater hater You masturbaterThe tater is here for the greater Good of us all Later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonny Five Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 What's taters, precious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 They call me....tater salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1tallbassguy Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 I love me taters! They do not have the same affection for me however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Slide Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 I just had some taters actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WildPotato Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by Jonny Five What's taters, precious? PO-TA-TOESBoil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug They call me....tater salad. Possibly the most un-funny joke ever told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant Possibly the most un-funny joke ever told. You don't like Ron White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug You don't like Ron White? Not even a little. He's basically humor for people of lower intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Slide Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant Not even a little. He's basically humor for people of lower intelligence. I wonder if it's be possible to be a bit more judgemental... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by Dark Slide I wonder if it's be possible to be a bit more judgemental... What a dumb statement His jokes just are not funny, and I've actually seen him 3 times. All 3 times he did the exact same routine, word for word, none of it was funny, yet people were eating it up. I think the thing I hate the most about him is the way he tells his jokes. He tells them as if he's telling a story that's so funny he can't help but laugh too. But once you've seen him twice and you realize that he does his fake laughs the exact same way at the exact same points, it's insulting. I was being overly harsh, but this is a message board, and it's warranted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant Not even a little. He's basically humor for people of lower intelligence. So's if I laks him I not beez as smart as yous is wot yer sayin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug So's if I laks him I not beez as smart as yous is wot yer sayin" Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant Yes. I don't unerstaind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fishmanrod Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 I think the thing I hate the most about him is the way he tells his jokes. He tells them as if he's telling a story that's so funny he can't help but laugh too. But once you've seen him twice and you realize that he does his fake laughs the exact same way at the exact same points, it's insulting. You mean sort of like all us well rehearsed musicians do when ever we play a song? Love him or hate him, he sounds like a real pro. Just not your taste. Why so defensive? Cheers! And I LOVE my taters, bring 'em on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug I don't unerstaind? I could explain, but my intelligence is far too superior for this thread. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members readybeans Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 if ye doan likes dem taders doan be tanglin wit dem vines, hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant I could explain, but my intelligence is far too superior for this thread. Sorry. Not even the part where he calls his son tater tot? You see, it's a play on words betwixt tatertots, a delicious treat made from whole grain pertaters, and tot as in toddler although the "d" and the "t' is a bit confusin'. It's er funny un! HAW HAW! slaps own knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug Not even the part where he calls his son tater tot? You see, it's a play on words betwixt tatertots, a delicious treat made from whole grain pertaters, and tot as in toddler although the "d" and the "t' is a bit confusin'. It's er funny un! HAW HAW!slaps own knee Wait a minute, WAIT JUST A MINUTE!! That's what he meant? Ooooohh, haha, Haha, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ron White is hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant Wait a minute, WAIT JUST A MINUTE!! That's what he meant? Ooooohh, haha, Haha, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ron White is hilarious!!! I thank his sister's covered in moles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted August 17, 2005 Author Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by lug I don't unerstaind? Git uzd toit koooter, ur in goodn company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Undertoad Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by fastplant But once you've seen him twice and you realize that he does his fake laughs the exact same way at the exact same points, it's insulting. That's how standup comedy works. Comics take a long time to craft an act, it doesn't just happen. The little beats and pauses here and there are part of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fastplant Posted August 17, 2005 Members Share Posted August 17, 2005 Originally posted by Undertoad That's how standup comedy works. Comics take a long time to craft an act, it doesn't just happen. The little beats and pauses here and there are part of it all. And I understand that. I guess it's hard to explain. Perhaps it's that he's too repetitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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