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PaulyWally

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...I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I just sat there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.

 

At the end of the week, the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."

 

So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things! Can I have a banana? Eat cake!"

 

I got an 'F'. When I told my mom about it, she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!"

 

The end.

 

 

 

 

Sorry... it's Friday. I had to get that out. Special thanks to Brak for the story.

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