Members greenshag Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 story here New Mexico Teens Learn Lap Dance Le$$on41 does not equal one, not even in "Fantasy World" SEPTEMBER 2--Strip clubs pretty much have two rules. Don't touch the dancers, and when "Cherry Pie" fades out and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" starts up, your lap dance is over. Last Tuesday that second rule was learned the hard way by two New Mexico teens making their first trip to an Albuquerque area "exotic dance club." According to the below criminal complaint filed in the Bernalillo County Metropolitan Court, Craig Everett and Malik Wakji, both 18, were hanging out in Fantasy World's VIP room with Orchid and Carmela when the music stopped and their bill came due. And their damage for sitting through 41 consecutive songs (82 dances)? Almost $2500. Everett and Wakji, who between them could only come up with $550, explained to cops they "did not know that a new dance started with a new song." But that excuse didn't sway the cops, who hit them each with a felony charge for falsely obtaining services. (2 pages) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jbryant8159 Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J. Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 Man, they should've booked out of there before the cops showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 I hope they were good lap dances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayinguy Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 goddam, thats alot of dances, that kid must of been "frustrated" after that many dances. good thing he didnt get the happy ending, it would of cost him more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jbryant8159 Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 Officer C. Carter, #3857, Must have had a great laugh after filing the papers on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greenshag Posted September 3, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 Originally posted by bassplayinguy goddam, thats alot of dances, that kid must of been "frustrated" after that many dances. good thing he didnt get the happy ending, it would of cost him more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 That's funny, but it's also bull{censored} filing charges on the morons. There's no way in hell the dancers and the club didn't know they were taking advantage of a couply of naive' young newbies. The officer probably did it just to scare the {censored} of out the young'uns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goldsac Posted September 3, 2005 Members Share Posted September 3, 2005 82 dances?? Talk about stamina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB Posted September 4, 2005 Members Share Posted September 4, 2005 that club sucks balls! In my area you pay $20 Aud for 3 minutes, $50 for ten (flexible!) regardless of the music, AND you can touch as much as you want except the region normally covered by panties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MacGarnicle Posted September 4, 2005 Members Share Posted September 4, 2005 Originally posted by SB that club sucks balls! In my area you pay $20 Aud for 3 minutes, $50 for ten (flexible!) regardless of the music, AND you can touch as much as you want except the region normally covered by panties so i can't touch your face then SB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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