Members Emprov Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Well??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 Depends. Generally, if the fart sounds like bass, then it usually is bass. It's hard to blame someone else. Now, if it's that screechy thing with more strings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 82Daion Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 If it's the gaseous sort, then of course not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ARES Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 i try to fart between songs so everyone else can hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixgun77 Posted September 6, 2005 Members Share Posted September 6, 2005 My band actually has a game that involves burping and/or farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BigPigPeaches Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I take full credit. In fact, I cockpunch the other guys if they try to horn in on my ass action. I work hard to produce some nice ass gas without accidentally {censored}ting myself, so I deserve credit. Plus, most of the time you can tell it was me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members james on bass Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I always take credit. The other guys in the band know that when playing live, and I start to walk around the stage, I'm leaving them a gift. It's fun to see a reaction when you know they can't react as they would like to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Benjamin Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I ask the nearest band member if they farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron C Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I always take credit and am proud of it!One day at a gig on a pretty large stage I farted and the whole band smelled the magic!, they all (excpet for the drummer) walked towards the other side of the stage during the song and looked at me. So I pointed towards the monitorman who was on my side of the stage, The band knew it was me but I hoped the audience would blame the monitorman:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Craken Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Its hard to pass the blame when i crank the overdrive up and fart into the pickups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greenshag Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I take credit for the really good ones, which I am very proud of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayinguy Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 my singer/guitar player has a tendency to fart and then stand there with a funny look on his face giggling till we smell it, and some of them are room clearers lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markee Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 After playin with the other lads long enough you get to know there brand........Magical, isn't it?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MageZ Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 I blame the lead geetarist usually. It works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members s4001 Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 What kind of pussass band would you be in if you couldn't proudly proclaim your emissions with chest-thumping honor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greenshag Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 Originally posted by s4001 What kind of pussass band would you be in if you couldn't proudly proclaim your emissions with chest-thumping honor? that's what I say!! ya gotta be proud of the room clearers:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bnyswonger Posted September 7, 2005 Members Share Posted September 7, 2005 The smeller's the feller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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