Members oldivor Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 So I was riding my bike. I like to ride my mountain alot but time is tight some times so... Any way, I was riding without being clipped in and my front tire hit this big rock. My feet slip out from me, they fly farward. And my crotch goes toward the the stem of the bike. The stem was right in the path of my balls. But my feet got to the ground and saved my family jewels by a 1/2 of an inch. So I now have a new appreciation for my nuts and cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 You're gonna have to try a lot harder to get a Darwin Award! I, of course will never forget the time I didn't look well before trying to cross a four lane road. Going between two oncoming cars on a ten speed is VERY EXCITING, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted September 9, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by thelurker You're gonna have to try a lot harder to get a Darwin Award! I, of course will never forget the time I didn't look well before trying to cross a four lane road. Going between two oncoming cars on a ten speed is VERY EXCITING, too! I thought Darwin Awards were for just plan stupid people, not accident prone people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members thelurker Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 I thought Darwin Awards were for just plan stupid people, not accident prone people. Darwin awards are given for creatively removing yourself from the gene pool. Damaging your "wedding tackle" will sometimes do just that. However, to get a DA for this, he'd probably have to be riding the bike in his kitchen or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted September 9, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 Originally posted by thelurker Darwin awards are given for creatively removing yourself from the gene pool. Damaging your "wedding tackle" will sometimes do just that. However, to get a DA for this, he'd probably have to be riding the bike in his kitchen or something! ok thanks for clearring it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 Don't go getting any ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Supafly Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 While in Alaska, my friend thought it would be a good idea to jump into a glacial pool (33 degree water!--- MAJOR shrinkage). When he changed into warm, dry clothes, he forgot underwear, so he went commando the rest of the day. Later that day, we were fishing, and he got the line caught on a rock, and the hook flew back, hooking itself right in the crotch of his pants. He almost passed out of fear for his toy. Those were his greates appreciated 2 mm of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MorePaul Posted September 9, 2005 Members Share Posted September 9, 2005 the old stack-in-the-nuts is so common that lizard skins used to (still might) make a stem cover for exactly that reason I used to have a mantra and the great thing about the short wheelbase is tthat it would "autoendo" and just disappear below you -- of course, the bad part was that it would do that when you didn't want it to as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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