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baracuda2004

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i'm sorry i'm very deprived no girlfriend so i have to talk to you people.... not that it's bad or anything i just have to come up with interesting things to get more than like 2 responses.......

 

and about the fred durst comment {censored} YOU.... i'm only wearing the hat cause i'm all ugly and didn't want my face showing now that would be the true joke....

 

oh and the AXE is not for to get laid with... but to not stink when i come home and get on the INTRAWEB with all of you, gots to smell nice for any date....

 

oh and the shirt also came from HOT TOPIC so lets get creative with the jokes now... i'm a wanna-be-freddurst-poser who was playing with a pick for the picture but normally i don't .....that's the best i could come up with....

 

NOW LET THE JOKES begin.....

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This penguin lives in Antarctica and decides he wants to get away on vacation, so he travles to Arizona. Well he's driving along and his car overheats and breaks down(yes,this penguin can drive). Luckily for the penguin(let's call him Jeff), he's right outside a repair shop/gas station. The mechanic says "Sure, I can have you fixed up in a couple minutes." It's hot in Arizona and the penguin's not used to it, so he goes into the gas station and buys some vanilla ice cream. Unfortunatly, the ice cream's in a cone and the penguin can't hold it, so it get all over the front of him and now he's sticky and dirty. He gives up on the ice cream, and goes outside to check on his car. The mechanic looks at him and says "It looks like you just blew a seal" And the penguin says "Oh, no, that's just vanilla ice cream."

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