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Cool. some intergalactic wave is going to wash the solar system leaving just California as a floating asteroid.

 

bitchen dude.

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Originally posted by sunburstbasser



The Chaos Cloud obviously has NO CLUE as to the Power of the Suck.

 

 

 

LOL! I'd put Lug's bass playing up against any old acid cloud any day of the week!

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"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent, starting with HCBF"

 

It now appears that such a style of bass playing can distort matter.

 

Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter. Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what lug's playing does to every star or planet it encounters."

 

"[watching someone listen to the frankensteinhuntsaliens mp3]like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

 

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of lug are correct.

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Remember that movie 'Armageddon'?

 

'Luggageddon' :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

And lug don't need no stinkin' spaceship or drill or anything.

 

He just needs an Ibanez bass and his 2400w bass rig :mad:

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Originally posted by NeonVomit

Remember that movie 'Armageddon'?


'Luggageddon'
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:


And lug don't need no stinkin' spaceship or drill or anything.


He just needs an Ibanez bass and his 2400w bass rig
:mad:

 

Yeah, thats all he NEEDS.

 

If you piss him off he might buy an upright!:eek:

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Originally posted by bassguy

i think paris hilton can give lugs sucking power a run his money

 

 

Hmm....

 

Nah. Paris can only give one person hives at a time. Lug has mastered the art of multi-hivation.

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Originally posted by sunburstbasser

Lug's bass cloud should neutralize any acid cloud.

 

 

 

Of course. Acids are neutralized by basses.

 

:D

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Originally posted by sunburstbasser



I was wondering when someone would comment on that.
:)

CHEMISTRY GEEK ALERT!!!

 

An atom walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I've lost my electron." The bartender says "are you sure?" The atom replies "yes, I'm POSITIVE."

 

:rolleyes:

 

 

:D:o

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Originally posted by Tlaloc



An atom walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I've lost my electron." The bartender says "are you sure?" The atom replies "yes, I'm POSITIVE."


:rolleyes:


:D:o

 

 

:mad:

 

A priest, a rabbi and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says; "what is this, a joke?"

 

:p

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A piece of string walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind in here". String walks out.

 

String has an idea, he unravels the strands at the top of his head and teases them into a pile of wild hair and goes back into the bar.

 

Bartender says, "say, aren't you that piece of string I kicked out of her about a half hour ago"?

 

String replies, "frayed knot".

 

I know, that's bad.

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Originally posted by Tlaloc

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent, starting with HCBF"


It now appears that such a style of bass playing can distort matter.


Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter. Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what lug's playing does to every star or planet it encounters."


"[watching someone listen to the frankensteinhuntsaliens mp3]like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.


But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of lug are correct.

 

 

Uh, that's frakenstein, not frankenstein.

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