Members baracuda2004 Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Found this story off of a waste-your-time-if-your-bored website and thought it was pretty funny so here it is..... MY GIRLFRIENDS LITTLE SISTER I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:""Always keep your condoms in your car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 ehehehe always in da car... lucky kid.... m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phantasm Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Both my wife and I found that amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members readybeans Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 i woulda punched the dad in the face and called the wedding off and never spoken to any of em ever again! The NERVE! "our little test" indeed. %@!@#$#^$*&*(&)&*!@$#@@#$*(@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members beav2k2 Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by readybeans i woulda punched the dad in the face and called the wedding off and never spoken to any of em ever again! The NERVE! "our little test" indeed. %@!@#$#^$*&*(&)&*!@$#@@#$*(@ Ease up turbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members themusicdude Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 this thread kinda makes me feel bad, because in high school my girlfriend's older sister came onto me and i "gave in" -am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members xdamagexx Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by themusicdude this thread kinda makes me feel bad, because in high school my girlfriend's older sister came onto me and i "gave in" -am but u weren't set up.. and i take it u weren;t caught.. so high five brother... i woulda done it... hehehehe:p m/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members themusicdude Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by xdamagexx but u weren't set up.. and i take it u weren;t caught.. so high five brother... i woulda done it... hehehehe:p m/ that's something that no GF will EVER find out about. especially those with attractive sisters, mothers, cousins, and friends! -am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Benjamin Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 That's a well engineered test, and a major asshole act. I would have gone upstairs, tied up the sister, gone outside and torn the father a new asshole (not literally), blaming him for putting the sister in a compromising position and using her as bait. I don't know what I would do with my soon to be wife, but I sure as heck wouldn't be associating with her side of the family again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kaesh Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 ooooooooooooooooooooooold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Hahahahahahaha Stop taking it seriously! Its a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Yeah, that's a funny story. Have heard it also with "future mother-in-law" instead of "fiance's little sister". Still works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted September 20, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 I heard the same story, except it was San Francisco, and it was the fiance's brother..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DerekDRP Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 why do I find this story hard to beleive? ( sounds like he got it from a sex site ) and left out the naughty parts. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoundandBlocked Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Craigv I heard the same story, except it was San Francisco, and it was the fiance's brother..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Well, I used to pull your pigtailsAnd pinch your turned-up noseBut you been a growin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J the D Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Imagine them Cajuns. Trying to see if you'd fit in down there in the Bayou country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SA Rios Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by DerekDRP why do I find this story hard to beleive? Because it never happened. Its just a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DerekDRP Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by SA Rios Because it never happened. Its just a joke. it could have been a good start for a real sex story hehe. I couldn finish it where it left off at the stairs heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 if you read the post in the thread PRICELESS!!! a guy there tells this story about a penguin blowing a seal...man i laughed my ass off... hadn't heard it before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SA Rios Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by DerekDRP it could have been a good start for a real sex story hehe. I couldn finish it where it left off at the stairs heh. give it a shot She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Undertoad Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 ...I picked them up, sold them on eBay, and now we got ourselves a family franchise!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted September 20, 2005 CMS Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Gotta wonder how many real fathers would tell Daughter A to bend over in front of Daughter B's fiance` and strip off her panties, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Craigv Gotta wonder how many real fathers would tell Daughter A to bend over in front of Daughter B's fiance` and strip off her panties, etc. If she could be talked into that I'm pretty sure that after a few drinks you could pull of a sister threeway. Sure would make the holidays interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted September 20, 2005 Members Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Craigv Gotta wonder how many real fathers would tell Daughter A to bend over in front of Daughter B's fiance` and strip off her panties, etc. Should someone start a poll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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