Most offensive lyrics?

[Zeromus-X]

So far, the winner in my eyes is probably (hed)p.e. It honestly seems like on their latest CD, they tried to make the most offensive CD possible. Now, there's a big difference between grossly disgusting and offensive. For example, I'm sure there will be tons of Anal {censored} lyrics on here, but those aren't really offensive for the most part -- hell, most of them are funny because they just go beyond that line.

 

Anything more offensive (not just to you, but to others in general) you can think of? I'm talking the songs you have to turn your iPod's volume down when they come on so that the person sitting next to you doesn't hear them.

[Thunderbroom]

My vote: Blowfly

 

 

A little background...

"BLOWFLY Back in the '70s, Blowfly (aka Clarence Reid) was penning songs like "She's Too Fat to {censored}" and "Can I Come In Your Mouth" while establishing himself (as Reid) as a successful songwriter, writing cleaner lyrics for recognized artists K.C. and the Sunshine Band and Betty Wright, among others. As Blowfly, Reid's potty mouth often parodied others' songs (turning "Rock Around the Clock" into "Suck Around the Clock," for example), and Blowfly's Porno Freak became the first album in American musical history to be banned for foul language. While Blowfly's career peaked during the '70s, his underground cult following remained steady during the '80s and '90s, during which Reid continued to release albums and play abroad (and, of course, sing about broads in less-than-flattering ways). On his upcoming Fahrenheit 69, Blowfly offers a glimpse into what it would be like to be a black president ("Blowfly for President: '04"), throwing a rump-shaking array of funk, rock and soul into the mix. In a live setting, watching a man approaching 60 donning a cartoon-like costume and spitting out rhymes like "She's too fat to {censored}/all she can do is suck" is a sign that there's nothing wrong with becoming a dirty old man."

 

Here's a little sample for you:

"aid hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha

Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh

1-2, I said {censored} you

3-4, your mammy

[themusicdude]

anti nowhere league's "so what is pretty offensive", not as much so when covered by metallica though.

[PrestiaRules]

I know a lot of people that were offended when Propaghandi peened "Less Talk More Rock" in the early 90s...we had this verse on our answering machine in University simply because it did:

 

"Did you know that when I was nine

I tried to {censored} a friend of mine.

He was eight than I turned ten....

14 Years later it happened again

with another friend

This time with me on the receiving end...."

 

Chorus lead in ....."...all the fists in the world can't save you now..."

 

We got a lot of laughs but even more people offended. We had to change once the other roomies were looking for work

 

Edit: Needless to say my roomies 'ultra activist' protesting bi-sexual girlfriend thought we were all just great for being so "Gay Positive"

[syciprider]

Bryan Adam's love songs are all offensive.

[Zeromus-X]

Just realized I never actually pasted any (hed) lyrics. Let's grab the first track off their latest CD. I'll only post some of them since I hate huge threads full of lyrics, this much gets the point across though

 

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Let's get this {censored} started!

Yeah where my dogs at? Get your drinks up, Your joints out, Ladies pull your tits out

Come on - Bounce Bounce Bounce

...

They say I can't talk about sex no more

But that don't mean that I won't titty {censored} and wreck this ho

Shoot a shot a jager and undress this ho

I roll a joint and smoke it while I beef inject this ho

 

They say I need to sing to sell more records yo

Keep it clean and write some lyrics more respectable

You faggots need to gargle on these testicles

This is punk rock bitch - I'm a spectacle

 

But you don't hear me though... I don't give a {censored}!

 

Go ahead {censored} let your radio play the same 15 songs that you hear everyday

Go ahead {censored} keep cryin about your bitch while you listen to that silly faggot pop punk {censored}

Go ahead {censored} keep talk that {censored}, when I see you on tour - you'll be cryin like a bitch

Go ahead faggot - keep playin those games, I'ma tear that {censored} up - I'ma let my nuts hang

 

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Etc, etc, etc,

[ARES]

hahahahaha mcud is one funny mother{censored}er.

 

i haven't paid attention to them since blackout, didn't dig on that one. new one any good?

[crabfunk]

A lot of the stuff by The Mentors is pretty vile.

[Droplaw621]

Hed pe is the {censored} if you ever see them in concert you will know, the most offensive lyrics i have ever heard was Kill the Niggers by Hatebreed, even though I'm a huge fan, actually when I think about it I don't really care, there is no song that it to offensive. All you have to do is push stop if you become offended.

[MageZ]

Anal {censored}? And offensive?

 

4. Saving Ourselves For Marriage

 

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar

I saw you at the church bazaar

I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother

And I asked her to introduce us to each other

 

I asked you to go on a picnic of our own

But you insisted on taking a chaperone

I apologized for being so bold and rude

So I invited your parents for lemonade and food

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

After four years of dating, I decided to take a risk

I held both your hands, and kissed your rose-petaled lips

We stared into each others' eyes, wondering what was next

But we knew not to ruin our love with pre-marital sex

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

Years went by, our courtship was grand

One day I asked your father for your hand

I'd never treat you like an object, only like a lady

I'd never consider having sex, except to have a baby

 

We're saving ourselves

Saving ourselves for marriage

Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage

Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right

Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

:confused:

[hawkhuff]

 

Originally posted by Thunderbroom My vote: Blowfly A little background... "BLOWFLY Back in the '70s, Blowfly (aka Clarence Reid) was penning songs like "She's Too Fat to {censored}" and "Can I Come In Your Mouth" while establishing himself (as Reid) as a successful songwriter, writing cleaner lyrics for recognized artists K.C. and the Sunshine Band and Betty Wright, among others. As Blowfly, Reid's potty mouth often parodied others' songs (turning "Rock Around the Clock" into "Suck Around the Clock," for example), and Blowfly's Porno Freak became the first album in American musical history to be banned for foul language . While Blowfly's career peaked during the '70s, his underground cult following remained steady during the '80s and '90s, during which Reid continued to release albums and play abroad (and, of course, sing about broads in less-than-flattering ways). Keep in mind that this song is 25 years old and is not his earliest work.

Depends on your definition of offensive. It also depends on your definition of music and lyrics.

 

I imagine most would find this offensive but context makes all the difference.

 

This is offensive in the hands of kids especially unsupervised kids under 14. And there are many parents today who have no idea what their kids are listening to much less their needs for structure and discipline.

 

As far as these 'lyrics' go, they are more gratuitous, inane and stupid than anything else.

 

It also shows us that there are always suckers and idiots who will buy this tripe some will call black culture while others will call it (cough) music.

 

My question is, where are all the feminists when {censored} like this goes to market?

[Sixgun77]

As much as he is a legendary songwriter, I think that a lot of David Allen Coe's "underground" recordings are pretty offensive.

[Dark Slide]

Stephen Lynch has the funniest, most offensive songs I've heard.

 

For the Ladies

I kissed you on the cheek

Good night my love I say

You turned to me and smile

A baby's on the way.

 

And then you drift asleep

To dream of life anew

And I lie wondering

Just what I should do

 

I could kick you in the stomach

And catch you unawares

I could swear to God you accidently

Fell that flight of stairs

 

When I tell you that I love you

I will look you in the eye

As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.

 

 

Special Olympics

 

watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try 2 catch a ball...........olympics, at the special olmypics.

watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool- thats diving-at them special olympics.

and i know, full well, that i will buuurn in hell-but those guyz playin wheel chair basketball has got 2 b one of the funniest freakin things i have ever seen in mai life................at the special olympics.

 

VERSE 2 (he actually sais that)

 

kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics....at the special olympics. 'round his neck, gold medals hung, resting on his giant tounge-olympics, at the special olympics.

but i kid when i sing, cuz these games r a beautiful thing- ok i am really just avoiding karma, cuz i know mai kids will b born crippled and blind and until i am retired i will have 2 spend all of mai time......................

at the special olympics..............."i feel, i feel so guilty about this.", "and as u should!"

 

 

Granted, he is TRYING to be offensive and funny... but he succedes.

[scarecrowbob]

I agree that it is all about context.

 

Personally, I have a hard time being offended by violent or sexual content.

 

But Damn if I don't get all riled up about Toby Keith and Willie Nelson being pro-lynching.

 

To me that is offensive:

 

Well a man come on the 6 o

[J.]

 

Originally posted by Sixgun77 As much as he is a legendary songwriter, I think that a lot of David Allen Coe's "underground" recordings are pretty offensive.

 

 

Oh absolutely. The fact that they're 70's style country songs really sticks it too. Here's one...

 

She said someday I'd understand

What love was all about

She said I could have the kids

She was movin out

Said she'd finally found a man

Who's dick was so much bigger

Then that scumbag mother{censored}er

Ran off with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the {censored}

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever {censored}

A greasy nigger

 

He treated her just like a queen

She gave him all my money

It looks like the joke's on me

But I don't think it's funny

That {censored} ain't worth payin for

As far as I can figure

Cause there's nothing quite as worthless

As a white girl with a nigger

 

And to think I'd ate the {censored}

Where that big, black dick had been

And kissed the lips that sucked him off

Time and time again

It's enough to make a man throw up

Sure is hard to figure

How any decent girl could ever {censored}

A God damn nigger

So for all you nigger lovin whores

This song is just for you

[B-Bottom]

 

Originally posted by J. Oh absolutely. The fact that they're 70's style country songs really sticks it too. Here's one... She said someday I'd understand What love was all about She said I could have the kids She was movin out Said she'd finally found a man Who's dick was so much bigger Then that scumbag mother{censored}er Ran off with a nigger And to think I'd ate the {censored} Where that big, black dick had been And kissed the lips that sucked him off Time and time again It's enough to make a man throw up Sure is hard to figure How any decent girl could ever {censored} A greasy nigger He treated her just like a queen She gave him all my money It looks like the joke's on me But I don't think it's funny That {censored} ain't worth payin for As far as I can figure Cause there's nothing quite as worthless As a white girl with a nigger And to think I'd ate the {censored} Where that big, black dick had been And kissed the lips that sucked him off Time and time again It's enough to make a man throw up Sure is hard to figure How any decent girl could ever {censored} A God damn nigger So for all you nigger lovin whores This song is just for you

 

 

actualy I'm pretty sure that's Johnny Rebel. For some reason his songs are labeled as being from David Alan Coe. I heard an interview with him once talking about that.

[mounds]

 

Originally posted by Droplaw621 the most offensive lyrics i have ever heard was Kill the Niggers by Hatebreed

 

 

that particular song isn't on any of their EP's and there's a thread about it on their forum saying it's not theirs. Some asshole distributed it on Kazaa or something.

 

 

try some SOD on for size in the meantime:

 

12. Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

 

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??

HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!

You men have it soooo easy...

I wish that you could feel this just once...

I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!

 

[CHORUS]

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

 

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!

GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??

I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!

OHHH...You're hungry are you?

Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...

HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!

 

[CHORUS]

[B-Bottom]

 

Originally posted by mounds try some SOD on for size in the meantime: 12. Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS?? HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!! You men have it soooo easy... I wish that you could feel this just once... I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!! [CHORUS] PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!! GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?? I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!! OHHH...You're hungry are you? Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING... HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!! [CHORUS]

 

 

God I hate that band

[Zeromus-X]

I saw SOD play a one-off reunion show in 2000 up in New Jersey... funny as hell.

 

ARES: The new CD is all over the map, so to speak. No two songs on the disc sound the same. If that sounds like your thing, go for it. It's got a lot less "rock" to it and a lot more of their hip-hop influence, but the first song (the second track) is probably my favorite song out of any CD they've ever released. It's the heaviest one on the album, IMO, and it {censored}ing kills.

 

The second track is a good fast "hardcore" song... after that there's a bit of hip-hop stuff. It bounces between them.

 

I think it's around track 10 that there's even a song written about {censored}ing underage girls at concerts because he forgot to check their ID, too. ("Them big ass titties make it hard to see!")

[KeroseneTrewthe]

What's offensive to one person may not be offensive to another. It all depends on what circles you hang in.

[Moody Johnny]

One man's offensive is another one's funny.

 

Anal {censored} is pretty redundant, but a song by A.C.s Seth Putnam called "I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler" complete with nice "Vote for Hitler!" -shouts in the mid section just made me smile.

 

But lyrics succeeding to be at the same time funny but so taboo they bring the "eewww!" feeling in me, must be by Turbonegro. Or what do you think about this?:

 

Midnight NAMBLA

 

I am the midnight NAMBLA

I am the two inch gambler

 

The fondler of the nobbler

The Nemesis of the toddler

I look just like your father but I am

The midnight NAMBLA

 

I am the baby snake handler

I am the nude pube bangler

The dark fandangler

 

The fondler of the nobbler

The nemesis of the toddler

I look just like your father but I am

The midnight NAMBLA

 

That's what I am

I'm a nambling man

I am gonna namble your asshole

Tonight

 

 

But the lyrics actually hate is any gore grind band's poo lyrics. It's like musical Open Jam.

[tylytle]

A Perfect Circle has some bad lyrics too. The song Judith...

 

You're such an inspiration for the ways

That I'll never ever choose to be

Oh so many ways for me to show you

How the savior has abandoned you

{censored} your God

Your Lord and your Christ

He did this

Took all you had and

Left you this way

Still you pray, you never stray

Never taste of the fruit

You never thought to question why

 

I may be taking it the wrong way too...

 

Ty

[Sixgun77]

Yeah, that was exactly the Coe song I was thinking of. It's offensive, but it still makes me laugh as much as the early racist gangsta rap did. Vulgarity amuses me. And yes it IS David Coe, he sells the CD's with those songs at his shows.

 

I have to say I really do like that Toby Kieth/Willie Nelson song. It's nice to hear in our current pussified PC enviornment.

[scarecrowbob]

Originally posted by Sixgun77 Yeah, that was exactly the Coe song I was thinking of. It's offensive, but it still makes me laugh as much as the early racist gangsta rap did. Vulgarity amuses me. And yes it IS David Coe, he sells the CD's with those songs at his shows. I have to say I really do like that Toby Kieth/Willie Nelson song. It's nice to hear in our current pussified PC enviornment.

 

 

YTeah, I sure wish we could get back to the non-pussified times when mens was men and we could lynch people

[MageZ]

When too much is too much....

 

Lividity Lyrics

 

Oozing Vaginal Discharge Lyrics

 

Semen mixed with your feces, rectal high. Choked on dick,

oozing blood. Beating on my stiff cock, should you {censored}

me? Tied up, I stick your legs in the air. Your {censored},

tastes just as sweet as your asshole. Trust me my dick

you'll feel. Cutting the skin between your asshole. My

dick is just to big to fit in. All the years of mental

torment. Never, will you ever, will you hurt me again.

All the years of mental torment. Never, will you ever,

will you hurt me again. God is dead, crucified his

bastard son, took his place on the cross. Now Mary

awaits, for my cock to take control. Suck my dick you

sweet whore. God is dead, crucified his bastard son, took

his place on the cross. Sucking on my cock, is it

everything you dreamed of? Knife wounds on your clit,

ripping out your uterus.