Members Funkee1 Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 Remember Arsenio Hall's "Things that make you go Hmmm?" Post your here. I'll start: Who do you call when your tow truck breaks down? PS: Even if you know the answers, don't post them in this thread. It'ss spoil the fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 Maybe you need to change your sig to "I used to work..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 what happens when famous people get old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 how do you send bubble wrap through the post safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dark Slide Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway? And how come phonetically isn't spelled the way it sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 down the road the soldiers came marching up:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Jonny Five Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 "it gets late early out here." "90% of baseball is mental. The other half is physical." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted October 8, 2005 Members Share Posted October 8, 2005 Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syciprider Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Where do the three interstates in Hawaii lead to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by i_wanna_les_paul If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? Its neither! I'll PM the answer if you want it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members g.ghost Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 How come the first 3 letters in Funeral spell FUN ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 If something is transported by land, it's a SHIPment, when it's transported by sea, it's CARgo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by g.ghost How come the first 3 letters in Funeral spell FUN ? Yeah! and how come manslaughter has laughter in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Kashue Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SB Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by King Kashue Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?... That's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zenfascist Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 I don't know if this will make you go "hmmm?", but it is definitely worth looking at: Normal Bob Smith This guy's a total freak and an attention whore, but the jesus dress-up is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 What's another word for thesaurus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tlaloc Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 What's the meaning of life as we know it? (oh wait, that's not humorous, but I still think it makes you go "hmmm") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted October 9, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 How can you tell when Yogurt has gone bad? Who invented suppositories, and how long do you think it was before he told anyone? "I have diarrea...""Wait!I have a new invention that';ll fix that right up! But you have to...... nevermind!" BTW that is a real Arsenio joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 why did president bush get re-elected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Texas Noise Factory Posted October 9, 2005 Members Share Posted October 9, 2005 Originally posted by Tlaloc What's the meaning of life as we know it?(oh wait, that's not humorous, but I still think it makes you go "hmmm") 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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