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Originally posted by Hacker

I have no issues with the Smurf people. However, as long as their government continues their current policies, and present

a threat to world order and the sperad of democracy, we have no choice but to defend liberty.

 

 

WTF are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Hacker

I have no issues with the Smurf people. However, as long as their government continues their current policies, and present

a threat to world order and the sperad of democracy, we have no choice but to defend liberty.

I completely agree. this uncheck agression must not be allow to continue. The Smurfs have continued to develope WMD's (weapons of meager distraction) and this must be nipped in the bud or we will wind up with another WWII.:mad:

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Originally posted by the hammer

The Smurfs have continued to develope WMD's (weapons of meager distraction)

 

 

You might not know, but whole nations have fallen under the attack from EPSR -weapon (Ear-Penetrating-Soul-Rape) of malignant smurf technology.

 

This attack is aimed particularly at the children whose normal brain activity thus becomes grossly deformed, and they fall as willing slaves of smurfs. Without any individual identity, doomed to spread further on the spiritual and mental plague throughout our fatherlands.

 

the tactics of smurfs include taking most brainless, irritating pop phenomenoms, changing them into something exponentially more harmful and repulsive via DeHumanizing-Cloaking-Perversion-Enhancement technology, labeling thus produced product as "Smurfs" as if it was anything distantly new or original, and finally force feeding it to helpless children via mass-exposure.

 

Worst of all, it's working. These "Smurfs" are dominating the CD sales if all CD products in all industries and all genres are included. Simply horrible that this is even possible.

 

The unfortunate people in at least Germany and Finland know what I'm talking about.

 

We are living under a terrible tyranny here, and all we can do is to look up to the skies and pray for surgical warfare to free us from this oppression.

 

Please, save us!

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Originally posted by Moody Johnny



You might not know, but whole nations have fallen under the attack from EPSR -weapon (Ear-Penetrating-Soul-Rape) of malignant smurf technology.


This attack is aimed particularly at the children whose normal brain activity thus becomes grossly deformed, and they fall as willing slaves of smurfs. Without any individual identity, doomed to spread further on the spiritual and mental plague throughout our fatherlands.


the tactics of smurfs include taking most brainless, irritating pop phenomenoms, changing them into something exponentially more harmful and repulsive via DeHumanizing-Cloaking-Perversion-Enhancement technology, labeling thus produced product as "Smurfs" as if it was anything distantly new or original, and finally force feeding it to helpless children via mass-exposure.


Worst of all, it's working. These "Smurfs" are dominating the CD sales if all CD products in all industries and all genres are included. Simply horrible that this is even possible.


The unfortunate people in at least Germany and Finland know what I'm talking about.


We are living under a terrible tyranny here, and all we can do is to look up to the skies and pray for surgical warfare to free us from this oppression.


Please, save us!

 

 

...um yeah

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