Members oldivor Posted October 20, 2005 Members Share Posted October 20, 2005 TAKE THE SENTENCE IN THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN ON THEN READ FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS JANUARY- I AM A MURF FEBRUARY- I AM A SKINNY MARCH- I AM A STUPID APRIL- I AM A PIMPIN MAY- I AM A VEGETARIAN JUNE- I AM A EMO JULY- I AM A GEEK AUGUST- I AM A DYING SEPTEMBER- I AM A FUNNY OCTOBER- I AM A NEAT NOVEMBER- I AM A STONER DECEMBER- I AM A MIDGET . . . . . . . . . . NOW HERES THE SECOND PART . ... . . . . . day of month of birthday 1-5= professional breast examiner 6-10=gay photographer 11-15=drug addict 16-20= sex toy tester 21-25= cheap crack whore 26-31= dog murderer At least I'll die feeling'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted October 20, 2005 Members Share Posted October 20, 2005 What exactly does a dying professional breast feel like? I am a dying cheap- crack whore, but who didn't know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayinguy Posted October 20, 2005 Members Share Posted October 20, 2005 hey im a funny drug addict wait..... only half that phrase is right..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members oldivor Posted October 20, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 20, 2005 Originally posted by bassgeek What exactly does a dying professional breast feel like? I am a dying cheap- crack whore, but who didn't know that? a dying breast is a sad thing. Crack whore lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members 1tallbassguy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by tylytle Vegetarian cheap crack whore.....Ty I am a neat cheap crack whore. Wow three ho's already here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members famousXguy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 emo drug addict, the exact opposite of how I really am (sXe and bad-ass haha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonny Five Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 I AM A STUPID DOG MURDERER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Aardvark Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 I am a funny gay photographer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bassguy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 IM A MIDGET SEX TOY TESTER! now what was it that you wanted me to do?...i have lots of expierence testing toys on others, but never myself...vibrators com in handy after you blow your load...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hammer744 Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by 1tallbassguy I am a neat cheap crack whore.Wow three ho's already here? Me too:freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Incubitabus Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 at 6'6" 335 lbs, I'm apparently a Midget drug addict... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bassguy Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Originally posted by beam Midget Sex Toy Tester at least im not the only one whens ur bday?... december 18th is mine...big 19th in 2 months!!! guna be a hellofa big party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members bassman1956 Posted October 21, 2005 Members Share Posted October 21, 2005 Well, I am dying to be a professional breast examiner too! ...but that;s not what this site said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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