Polish your knob by buffing

[B-Bottom]

I dare ya

[Craig Vecchione]

If sufficiently enthused, mine's already shiny.

 

 

Okay, maybe a little touch-up....

[Rowka]

When needed, I use Steve Martin's all-natural Penis Beauty Cream. The only beauty cream with a picture of Steve Martin's penis on it. It even comes in a box labeled

[mike fitzwell]

[mrcrow]

need knobs

 

we handle anything

 

buff on dear chap...whatever makes you ...happy;)

[Craig Vecchione]

 

Originally posted by Rowka When needed, I use Steve Martin's all-natural Penis Beauty Cream. The only beauty cream with a picture of Steve Martin's penis on it. It even comes in a box labeled

[takeout]

"If this cream is supposed to make my penis bigger, shouldn't it be making my hands bigger too?"

[B-Bottom]

 

Originally posted by takeout "If this cream is supposed to make my penis bigger, shouldn't it be making my hands bigger too?"

 

 

what the heck is that from?

[takeout]

Originally posted by B-Bottom what the heck is that from?

A comedy routine by a comedian whose name is lost to me right now.

[basseuphoria]

 

Originally posted by Rowka When needed, I use Steve Martin's all-natural Penis Beauty Cream. The only beauty cream with a picture of Steve Martin's penis on it. It even comes in a box labeled

[mrcrow]

 

Originally posted by Rowka When needed, I use Steve Martin's all-natural Penis Beauty Cream. The only beauty cream with a picture of Steve Martin's penis on it. It even comes in a box labeled

[bonscottvocals]

Your soaking in it...