World's shortest fairytale

[Rowka]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

 

The girl said,"NO!"

 

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

 

THE END

[T. Alan Smith]

 

Originally posted by Rowka Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

 

 

AMEN.

[rikshaw]

that story always makes me weep with joy

[oldivor]

Originally posted by rikshaw that story always makes me weep with joy

 

me too

[sultan417]

Im 26 and get the "When are you going to get married" thing from everyone in my family, especially from my mom.

 

I was engaged to be married about 3 years ago and called it off. One day i looked at her when we were at her parents house, these horrible people who hated eachother and their kids, their kids hated them and eachother and i could see these personality traits in her big time. I figured to myself "well if i want to go to hell, there has to be a more enjoyable way to get there than this", and i {censored}ing split.

 

Now when i get the "married" speech i tune it out, cause i know better.

[T. Alan Smith]

Don't get me wrong. My wife is a remarkable person, and I've learned a LOT about myself & life because my marriage to her. It's been a tremendous learning experience, but if I got a chance to do it over again, I wouldn't.

[bassman1956]

At 49 and never married, I wish I had been, at least for a little while, because at 49 and never married, women look at you like you're either gay, a momma's boy, or an axe murderer, and you can tell which one she's thinking by the look in her eyes.

[bholder]

Originally posted by bassman1956 At 49 and never married, I wish I had been, at least for a little while, because at 49 and never married, women look at you like you're either gay, a momma's boy, or an axe murderer, and you can tell which one she's thinking by the look in her eyes.

 

Geez, well, at least they're giving you something to shoot for - try to get all three looks at once!!!!

 

("The Gay Momma's Boy Axe Murderers" probably wouldn't go over that well as a band name. But it'd be kewl.)

[Bluesman0511]

My wife and I will celebrate our 30th anniversary this next March.

 

After 30 years married to the same woman, I have a lot to say on the subject that should be of interest to all of you forumites...

 

and when my wife tells me what to say I'll pass it along.

[bassman1956]

Originally posted by bholder Geez, well, at least they're giving you something to shoot for - try to get all three looks at once!!!! ("The Gay Momma's Boy Axe Murderers" probably wouldn't go over that well as a band name. But it'd be kewl.)

 

 

:D

 

 

Could always go with Axe Murdering Trannies. Whaddaya think?

[mike fitzwell]

Originally posted by sultan417 Im 26 and get the "When are you going to get married" thing from everyone in my family, especially from my mom. I was engaged to be married about 3 years ago and called it off. One day i looked at her when we were at her parents house, these horrible people who hated eachother and their kids, their kids hated them and eachother and i could see these personality traits in her big time. I figured to myself "well if i want to go to hell, there has to be a more enjoyable way to get there than this", and i {censored}ing split. Now when i get the "married" speech i tune it out, cause i know better.

 

Good for you for having the balls to break off your engagement. I've seen too many good friends totally change their personalities and/or drop off the face of the earth after they marry a woman like that. It's really sad.

 

If I had to do it all over again, I would in a heartbeat. My wife and I are celebrating our 6th anniversary at the end of the month. She's formed a bond with my daughter and has become her mother much moreso than her real mother ever has or will be, she's given me a wonderful son, she supports me in all of my endeavors, however whimsical thay may be, and most importantly is my best friend.

 

 

 

 

jesus was that sappy or what?

[sultan417]

Congradulations Mike, marrige isnt for me but some people thrive in it. I prefer the solitude that being single affords me.

[KeroseneTrewthe]

 

Originally posted by Rowka And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

 

 

 

Man, I do all that crap whilst being married.

 

 

But the question remains. For how long?

[zenfascist]

Originally posted by sultan417 Im 26 and get the "When are you going to get married" thing from everyone in my family, especially from my mom. I was engaged to be married about 3 years ago and called it off. One day i looked at her when we were at her parents house, these horrible people who hated eachother and their kids, their kids hated them and eachother and i could see these personality traits in her big time. I figured to myself "well if i want to go to hell, there has to be a more enjoyable way to get there than this", and i {censored}ing split. Now when i get the "married" speech i tune it out, cause i know better.

 

You're my hero.

[Perfessor]

 

Originally posted by Rowka Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

 

 

You can go ahead and get married and do this stuff anyway. It keeps 'em in line. Honey c'mere and pull my finger.

[venturawest]

 

Originally posted by bassman1956 At 49 and never married, I wish I had been, at least for a little while, because at 49 and never married, women look at you like you're either gay, a momma's boy, or an axe murderer, and you can tell which one she's thinking by the look in her eyes.

 

 

i aspire to be you. i'll take that look over some woman taking half my stuff, ANY DAY.

[Crescent Seven]

Originally posted by Perfessor You can go ahead and get married and do this stuff anyway. It keeps 'em in line. Honey c'mere and pull my finger.

 

That's the gospel right there. I do that stuff a little LESS than I used to, but I enjoy it MUCH more now.

C7

[The Insomniac]

Originally posted by bholder Geez, well, at least they're giving you something to shoot for - try to get all three looks at once!!!! ("The Gay Momma's Boy Axe Murderers" probably wouldn't go over that well as a band name. But it'd be kewl.)

 

[sultan417]

Originally posted by zenfascist You're my hero.

 

Im not a hero, i just figure if your gonna pay for sex its best just to do it outright.