Members der oxenrig Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Source: http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child. -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. This HAS to be a joke.
Members oldivor Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 hahahah I hate gothes and I do alot of those.
Members willsellout Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Holy {censored}..I'm a goth begins praying for self
Members Reverend179 Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 That describes...uh....everyone I hang out with, and NONE of them are 'goth'.
Members Phantasm Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Wow, i had no idea masturbating made you "goth."
Members Ace Of Bass Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Most of that list is funny, but there is no way that drinking blood has anything to do with Goths.
Members BEAD Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 I remember Jello Biafra had a pamphlet from one of these "Back in Control" groups for helping parents raise their children. It explained that graffiti appeared under bridges and in tunnels to be closer to hell, and the devil.
Members JC Bass Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 What a bunch of idiots...this goes to show that religious fanaticism is NOT exclusive to Islam...
Members Ace Of Bass Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by JC Bass What a bunch of idiots...this goes to show that religious fanaticism is NOT exclusive to Islam... While St. Mary's Church does seem to exist (linked form the page that ox linked to), there's no mention anywhere on the site of it, and no search results at all for goth
Members Darkstorm Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Typical stupidity from religion.
Members Apendecto Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 No way! Hahah. Um I guess I'm a goth too...watches cable, disinterest to church, interest in sex, drinks, wears band t shirts, has listened to marily manson, sleep a lot, stay up late...wow. Yo.
Members Apendecto Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak toevil sprits through meditation.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Expresses an interest in sex. Yo.
Members Apendecto Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 So you are telling me that a gay guy who eats Count Chocula for breakfast, after sleeping most of the day a way, checks his email and goes dancing is a goth? Organized religion... Yo.
Members D Aussie Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 If you aint got no flying butress, you aint goth.
Members gazman Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 they should change the word 'goth' in that article to the word 'poser' PS: That pic is kinda hot
Members SB Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
Members Ace Of Bass Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 PS: That pic is kinda hot "KINDA"?????
Members gazman Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by Ace Of Bass "KINDA"????? Alright maybe i was trying to tone it down abit. That pic makes me cream my pants, happy now?
Members Tommy Tourbus Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 I feel sorry for the kids whose parents pay credence to that sort of thing. Reminds me of the way my mom freaked when I was growing up and was into music
Members jrkirkish Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 It had me up until the Count Chocuala. This has got to be a joke.
Members Moody Johnny Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 Originally posted by gazman PS: That pic is kinda hot It's half really hot and half absolutely revolting. Guess which half is which?
Members SatansEnemy Posted December 21, 2005 Members Posted December 21, 2005 im goth also.... umm...i believe all my friends are goth too...
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