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Originally posted by B-Bottom

Which brand of condoms do you prefer?



None. Condoms are the tools of the devil, only to be used when absolutely necessary. :mad:

Which, of course, might be a lot of the time if you're not in a committed relationship...:p

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Originally posted by Rowka



Especially if you're Catholic.



:D


I asked a girl out to a dance once, before I knew she was Pentecostal. She said no and that dances were "the devil's instrument." I said "I'll show you the devil's instrument!"



Actually I didn't say it (:( ) but I sure thought it......

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I was thinking about starting a thread simular to this earlier.
Mine was going to be like...
I have never bought condoms, girly magazines, sex toys, never "bought" a porn flic (althought i've rented some)
matter of fact never been in a sex shop...and i'm an old {censored}.

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Originally posted by Deville

I can play condom-free without guilt over spilled sperm. I got fixed!


Been shootin' blanks since '99!

 

 

just out of curiosity...how bad did that surgery hurt?

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Originally posted by Deville

I can play condom-free without guilt over spilled sperm. I got fixed!


Been shootin' blanks since '99!



I really need to go in and get that done. Another kid would ruin my late 40s. :(

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Originally posted by B-Bottom



just out of curiosity...how bad did that surgery hurt?

 

 

A Navy corpsman did mine. Didn't even give me Vicodin, the bastage.

The procedure only took 20 min. I was awake, with a local anesthetic. Felt totally freaky getting it done. You can feel it in your belly when they pull your vas out to make the cut.

 

1st day afterward was pretty painful, but Extra Strength Tylenol and 2 bags of frozen peas (one in the freezer, one on the fellas) got me through. After that, about 2 days of annoying discomfort, and then just a dull ache for 3 more days.

 

Got it done on a Tuesday, did a gig that Friday.

 

I don't regret it at all. One of the best decisions I ever made.

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Originally posted by Deville



A Navy corpsman did mine. Didn't even give me Vicodin, the bastage.

The procedure only took 20 min. I was awake, with a local anesthetic. Felt totally freaky getting it done. You can feel it in your belly when they pull your vas out to make the cut.


1st day afterward was pretty painful, but Extra Strength Tylenol and 2 bags of frozen peas (one in the freezer, one on the fellas) got me through. After that, about 2 days of annoying discomfort, and then just a dull ache for 3 more days.


Got it done on a Tuesday, did a gig that Friday.


I don't regret it at all. One of the best decisions I ever made.

 

 

how old were you when you got it done?

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Durex for sure. NON lube receptical end!

never had one break, but arent too thin or thick.

I would prefer none of course but i dont want children and thats the only non toxic way.

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Originally posted by B-Bottom



how old were you when you got it done?

 

 

 

25. Had to get a waiver 'cause of my young age, and the wife had to sign a form agreeing to it.

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Trojan.
I've never once had unprotected sex. Even when I was with my girlfriend of 7 years and she was on the pill.

Way to paranoid to risk a pregnancy.

Risk vs. Reward for me was pretty clear on this one. She didn't have a problem with it either.

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Originally posted by Deville



A Navy corpsman did mine. Didn't even give me Vicodin, the bastage.

The procedure only took 20 min. I was awake, with a local anesthetic. Felt totally freaky getting it done. You can feel it in your belly when they pull your vas out to make the cut.


1st day afterward was pretty painful, but Extra Strength Tylenol and 2 bags of frozen peas (one in the freezer, one on the fellas) got me through. After that, about 2 days of annoying discomfort, and then just a dull ache for 3 more days.


Got it done on a Tuesday, did a gig that Friday.


I don't regret it at all. One of the best decisions I ever made.



Question Of The Day: Were you in the Navy?










:D

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I'm trying to remember taking a shower with a raincoat...it's been a few moons ago. I seem to recall that the best as far as retaining sensitiviy were unfortunately the most expensive...naturalamb.

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Originally posted by Craigv



Question Of The Day: Were you in the Navy?
:D



8.5 yrs.
He was very gentle... considering he wasn't even a real doctor! :D

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