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The Miracle Of Toilet Paper


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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion.

 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

 

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this

take?" I asked.

 

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

 

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

 

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk

again.

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