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Petition to Musician's Friend Corporate Regarding Pornography


Crescent Seven

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Yo send a hundred PM's a day to Thunderbroom and complain about the lack of naked chicks on this site!:idea:

We don't want pasties, we don't want bikinis, we don't want hands over breasts, we want full triple X hardcore, lesbian makeout videos, BDSM kink, golden shower shows, bukkake, the whole bit. This is the internet, it must be our right as users of this site to have them provide content like this for us! STAND UP and PROTEST the lack of fapworthy material on this site!!

 

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Then you're not giving them enough rohypnol.

 

Rohypnol doesn't make a girl beg for it in her poopchute. Rohypnol doesn't make a girl take on 5 dudes like it's her job.

Rohypnol doesn't make a girl let you tie her up and whip her with a cat o' nine tails.

 

That's what cocaine is for.:idea: Roofies are for suckaz and frat boys.

C7

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I've never been able to get my girlfriends to do the kinds of things I find on the internet, though.
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When the day comes that you can download a virtual blowjob to your USB blowjob simulator device at work then I will accept this.

 

Untill then....

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