Members Crescent Seven Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Yo send a hundred PM's a day to Thunderbroom and complain about the lack of naked chicks on this site! We don't want pasties, we don't want bikinis, we don't want hands over breasts, we want full triple X hardcore, lesbian makeout videos, BDSM kink, golden shower shows, bukkake, the whole bit. This is the internet, it must be our right as users of this site to have them provide content like this for us! STAND UP and PROTEST the lack of fapworthy material on this site!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Winner! mlwarriner's stupidest {censored}ing parody thread of the day. congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 Winner! mlwarriner's stupidest {censored}ing parody thread of the day. congratulations. You're welcum. Now sign the god damn petition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm down. Or up, depending how you look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reverend179 Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I remember the pre-forum split days, when goatse and porn ran wild. 'twas a magical time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted July 13, 2007 Members Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 You're welcum. Now sign the god damn petition. blow me bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 14, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 blow me bitch. Aight. The gap in my front teeth should be a perfect fit. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 I like the site the way it is. This way I can truthfully say I don't spend "ALL" my time online looking for/at porn. I can truthfully say that at least 15 minutes a day goes to HCBF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roguetitan Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 I have a suggestion If you want to see pron go to a pron site:phil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 14, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 I have a suggestionIf you want to see pron go to a pron site:phil: I look at porn AND I can spell it right! :phil: I also know a joke when I see one...C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lillederhosen Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 DO WANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 Aight. The gap in my front teeth should be a perfect fit. C7 yup. smart as a horse, hung like Einstein... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Apendecto Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 We don't want pasties... Yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 yo i want some pastries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted July 14, 2007 Members Share Posted July 14, 2007 That's okay - a girlfriend is better than the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 That's okay - a girlfriend is better than the internet I've never been able to get my girlfriends to do the kinds of things I find on the internet, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bpocall Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I've never been able to get my girlfriends to do the kinds of things I find on the internet, though. Then you're not giving them enough rohypnol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 Then you're not giving them enough rohypnol. Rohypnol doesn't make a girl beg for it in her poopchute. Rohypnol doesn't make a girl take on 5 dudes like it's her job. Rohypnol doesn't make a girl let you tie her up and whip her with a cat o' nine tails. That's what cocaine is for. Roofies are for suckaz and frat boys. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I've never been able to get my girlfriends to do the kinds of things I find on the internet, though. put in a call to mama boalg. she does it all, for under $10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I've never been able to get my girlfriends to do the kinds of things I find on the internet, though. When the day comes that you can download a virtual blowjob to your USB blowjob simulator device at work then I will accept this. Untill then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 When the day comes that you can download a virtual blowjob to your USB blowjob simulator device at work then I will accept this. Untill then.... I don't need USB to simulate a BJ under my desk at work. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireball_73 Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I don't need USB to simulate a BJ under my desk at work. C7 Brings a new meaning to hard drive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SoundwaveLove Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 When the day comes that you can download a virtual blowjob to your USB blowjob simulator device at work then I will accept this. Untill then.... Sound like you need a new girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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