Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 So I add requested someone who I thought was a person that I knew. I was wrong, and here's the response he sent me: "Your request to be added to my friend list is regretfully denied. There are many applicable reasons for said denial, but the only one that really matters is the fact that I {censored}ing hate hippies. The truth is, if I saw you in a dark alley, I would probably chop your lips off and {censored} on your dirty, bug-infested head. So stop sending me invites to your crappy little dirtheaded fantasy world. Also, as a bit of friendly advice, you might try getting jobs and moving out of your parents' basement. Go {censored} yourself, and leave me alone. Hippie Killer P.S. Funny, when I was {censored}ing your mother, she never said a word about you or your crappy band. Weird." Alright. Here's his myspace address: myspace.com/angryfireman Have your band add request this guy, and post his responses! C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 So I add requested someone who I thought was a person that I knew. I was wrong, and here's the response he sent me: "Your request to be added to my friend list is regretfully denied. There are many applicable reasons for said denial, but the only one that really matters is the fact that I {censored}ing hate hippies. The truth is, if I saw you in a dark alley, I would probably chop your lips off and {censored} on your dirty, bug-infested head. So stop sending me invites to your crappy little dirtheaded fantasy world. Also, as a bit of friendly advice, you might try getting jobs and moving out of your parents' basement. Go {censored} yourself, and leave me alone. Hippie Killer P.S. Funny, when I was {censored}ing your mother, she never said a word about you or your crappy band. Weird." Alright. Here's his myspace address: myspace.com/angryfireman Have your band add request this guy, and post his responses! C7 Classic!:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BassMaster General Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 Sounds like you're talking to yourself:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Estebum Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I thought about trying to add him, but I figured he might come after me in that tank. I dont need that {censored} in my life. http://a171.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_50f25cd6017bc0e63d446bd35d65acc2.jpg ^thats my myspace pic by the way. maybe i'm not his kind of people . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I thought about trying to add him, but I figured he might come after me in that tank. I dont need that {censored} in my life. http://a171.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_50f25cd6017bc0e63d446bd35d65acc2.jpg ^thats my myspace pic by the way. maybe i'm not his kind of people . Dood, you look like a longhaired Corey Feldman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 Sounds like you're talking to yourself:confused: I know, that's the funny part. He's calling ME a hippy. I hate hippies as much as he does, except this jealous failed-ass bastard classifies all musicians as hippies, apparently. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 It's like Joel the Basher all over again! I responded to his tirade, and here's what he wrote back: "What the {censored} is a "styley"? And after looking at my profile (if you did) you would surely understand why I was able to come up with such beautifully written and well-spoken words of encouragement for you. Not only am I an exceptionally large man with anger issues, I am also a mother{censored}ing genius and ladie's man. That's right fruitcake: I beat hippies for breakfast, lift heavy things for lunch, and lay pipe like a master plumber when the sun goes down. I am an old school man's man, the kind of guy who stitches his own cuts, works on his own vehicles. The kind of guy who thinks the world was a better place when arguments were settled with fists instead of lawyers, when nobody knew who Jerry Garcia was, and when "guys" like Al Giore would have been chased out of town by a group of angry blue-collar guys armed with axe handles and torches. So recognize the awe-inspiring power I possess for what it is: Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Hippie Killer P.S. Your reply was pretty good, but surely after reading my latest piece, you will admit defeat and return to bothering some other poor schmuck." Man. What a chump. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 So what are you going to up the ante with this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 So what are you going to up the ante with this time? "Your profile is private so I couldn't look at how awesome you are even if I wanted to. Furthermore, I give a hot {censored} how big and angry you are, and if you truly were a genius ladies man, you wouldn't use an apostrophe in the word "ladies". Admit defeat? I'll do that as soon as I see you at a show with more chicks simultaneously talking to you than me. If you had any idea about who we are as people you wouldn't be talking all the {censored} you are, you're just making judgments. In fact, you might be surprised to learn what our politics are, what our backgrounds are, and what kind of lives we live. That's what makes you look like a chump; instead of just declining the request, you had to pipe up and say a bunch of angry {censored}. Any man that's as incredible as you claim to be would never need to do that kind of thing, he'd have enough class and decorum as a "man's man" to brush it off and move forward. The honest truth? I requested you because I thought you were someone that I know, and I was wrong. The fireman that I know is a real man that doesn't need to be a false-erudite prick to feel better about his life, because it's not pathetic and empty. I'm 100% certain you can beat my ass, but I'm also 100% certain that I'm still a better man than you, with a hotter wife and far more recognition and accomplishment as a person. Stay angry, bro. Someone somewhere will respect you for it." I wish I had better {censored} to do than cross swords with a douchebag on myspace, but I don't right now. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I wish I had better {censored} to do than cross swords with a douchebag on myspace, but I don't right now. C7 there's always beer and/or kinky sex. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 there's always beer and/or kinky sex. :D I'm done with both of those for the day. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 Damn! and to think all I do when I don't want to add someone is say "no thank you" And I am never done with kinky sex!! Now where is that chicken, bag of ice, and the handcuffs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I'm done with both of those for the day. C7 what? is it 8:00pm already??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members woofenstein Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I wouldn't get into an argument w/ him - sounds to me like he's just messing w/ ya. Especially that last reply. Seriously - that was pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superiorparts Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 sounds like he watches higgly town heros on his ipod on the way to school before his big sister drops him off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members justinbass Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 This thread is a classic in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 This thread is a classic in the making. Only if you guys participate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I can't load his page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bpocall Posted July 15, 2007 Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 Only if you guys participate! I sent a request last night. I haven't heard anything back yet, but he hasn't denied me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I can't load his page. I think I made the hyperlink wrong, try this one:http://www.myspace.com/angryfireman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Crescent Seven Posted July 15, 2007 Author Members Share Posted July 15, 2007 I think I'm going to wait a couple of days and put ads on craigslist throughout the country asking bands to add "me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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