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I never liked Jon Lovitz but I may have to change my opinion of him

 

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

 

COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.July 17, 2007 -- IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

 

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

 

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

 

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

 

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

 

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

 

Dick's weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.

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Good for Lovitz. Andy Dick is a talentless hack. "Look at me! I'm Andy Dick! I'm outrageous! I'm going to lick Farrah Fawcett now because I'm crazy! Laugh at me, people!" He was funny on NewsRadio, but hasn't done a thing worth watching since. And the only reason NewsRadio was good was because of Phil, so... Yeah. Good for Lovitz. Especially if he was the one who got Brynn back on the powder. What a dick...

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I thought that was the reason for hating him?

 

 

 

Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Starsky and Hutch, Charmed, Family, Hotel, Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Hart to Hart, Dynasty, The Colbys, Nightingales, 7th Heaven.

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These were actually pretty good shows.

 

 

The dialogue on 7th heaven was bad enough to make it entertaining.

 

Also, the guy who did the father only had two facial expressions: concerned and confused.

 

I'm guilty of watching it now and then. Not really a bad premise though, having a show where folks aren't overly disrespectful or dysfunctional.

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Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Starsky and Hutch, Charmed, Family, Hotel, Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Hart to Hart, Dynasty, The Colbys, Nightingales, 7th Heaven.

 

 

Nah, she's the real hellspawn. Those are just "fringe disasters"...

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The dialogue on 7th heaven was bad enough to make it entertaining.


Also, the guy who did the father only had two facial expressions: concerned and confused.


I'm guilty of watching it now and then. Not really a bad premise though, having a show where folks aren't overly disrespectful or dysfunctional.

I originally started watching that show just because the mother was in Star Trek IV. Although you bring up a really good point about the characters not being overly dysfunctional. Little House on the Prairie and Father Murphy were like that and had long runs, too.

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