Jump to content

Awesome album cover


B-Bottom

Recommended Posts

  • Members

chfolcoverbig.jpg

 

I got back in town a day before I'd planned to

I smiled and said I'll sure surprise my wife

I don't think I'll phone I'll just head on home

For I didn't know the cold hard facts of life

 

I passed a little wine store on the corner

I pictured pink champagne by candlelight

I stopped the car right then got out and hurried in

My mind not on the cold hard facts of life

 

A stranger stood there laughing by the counter

He said I'll take two bottles of your best

Her husband's out of town and there's a party

He winkled as if to say you know the rest

 

I left the store two steps behind the stranger

From there to my house his car stayed in sight

But it wasn't till he turned into my drive that I learned

I was witnessing the cold hard facts of life

 

I drove around the block till I was dizzy

Each time the noise came louder from within

And then I saw our bottle there beside me

And I drank a fifth of courage and walked in

 

Lord you should've seen their frantic faces

They screamed and cried please put away that knife

I guess I'll go to hell or I'll rot here in this cell

But who taught who the cold hard facts of life

 

Who taught who the cold hard facts of life

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

 

Did the guy in the door cosign a car loan for the chick on the couch?

 

 

most likely....and the note will be accruing interest for 25 years while he's in the can...

 

when he gets out, it will cost him $250k or he'll have to go back in....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...