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Breakfast at the Whitehouse


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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White

House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he

replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..."



"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"



George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink

and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"



"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're acting

worse than Mr. Clinton!"



As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and

whispers.... ...... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche' ".


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