Members bassman1956 Posted July 30, 2007 Members Share Posted July 30, 2007 Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit..." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're acting worse than Mr. Clinton!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers.... ...... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche' ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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