Members Thumper Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 It takes three men and a boy just to look at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Death Hands Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ... but my mother benches 275. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 I saw her on Ripley's Believe it or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jmseymour Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yo momma's so fat, the refrigerator has a restraining order on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 O momma's so fat, she has to use the driveway as an ironing board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snd4c Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yo momma's so fat when she wears a red dress and steps outside everybody starts singing "KOOL-AID!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rummy Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Mama so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says...'to be continued'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JacieFB Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...if someone told her to haul ass, she'd have to make 2 trips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HORSE Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...you have to grease the doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 she gots her own area code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pickdust Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 she uses the Astrodome and elephant rope for a cup. THAT'S RIGHT I SAID CUP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Captain Fathead Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yo mamma's so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zon5string Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...I had to take two buses and a train just to get on her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...I had to take two buses and a train just to get on her good side. She has a good side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thelurker Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 She caught one of those flesh eating bacterias, and the doctor gave her 13 years to live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flatball Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 She's so fat... ... her passport picture is an aerial photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scampi Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 her belt size is 'equator' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 You mom is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillPlay4food Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Jabba admitted defeat and slunk back to his fat cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brotherbass Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yo mama so fat she fell in love, and broke it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted August 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...her nickname is 'DAY-um!!!':eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schultzy Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 ....if she goes missin' she will take up all sides of the milk carton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted August 2, 2007 Members Share Posted August 2, 2007 Yo mama is so fat her belly button don't have lint, it has sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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