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OK. This should be fun for those of you who get it. What two or more "Old celebrities add up to a new celebrity?

 

Confusing? I know, but if you look at my example, maybe you'll understand how this game is played:

 

Alicia Silverstone + Robert Downey Jr = Lindsay Lohan

 

Get it? Let's see who you come up with!

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I don't get it...

 

How does Alicia + Robert = Lindsay? Did Alicia have a drinking problem too? Or is Alicia hot (like Lindsay can be sometimes) and Robert has the problem, so that's how?

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I don't get it...


How does Alicia + Robert = Lindsay? Did Alicia have a drinking problem too? Or is Alicia hot (like Lindsay can be sometimes) and Robert has the problem, so that's how?

 

Joo Got it, Mang!!!

 

Edit: Further bolstering my equation is that both Alicia and Lindsay were hotter when younger, and their best movies were both "Teen" comedies. Tell me there isn't a similarity between "Mean Girls" and "Clueless".

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Here's one that might work:


Clay Aiken(questionable sexuality) + Mark Hoppus(bad bassplaying) = Pete Wentz
:lol:

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's freaking funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bassgeek + B-Bottom = Ru Paul:p

I resent that!!! Neither one of us cross- dresses!!!

:D

How about this one: Waylon Jennings + Tanya Tucker= Gretchen Wilson!

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Diana Ross + Catholic Priest = Michael Jackson

 

 

Wow, that was about as funny as a third term aborted, (murdered), fetus...............jackass..................... Did you know that the percentage of protestant ministers committing childhood sexual abuse is higher than the percentage of degenerate priests doing the same????? But then again the anti-Catholic media doesn't report that do they?????? Don't get me wrong, any priest FOUND QUILTY of sexual misconduct with a child should be defrocked, but that doesn't give anyone permission to freely criticize the Catholic church. Unfortunately, in this country where political "correctness" abounds the Catholics are the only group who are constantly being hazed by the media and public. You better check your stats before saying negative stuff about the Church, (since the Catholic Church is the REAL universal church, begun by Jesus Christ Himself, we wrote your bible you know, althought who is King James to edit it?????), because the Catholic Church has done more charity work in this world over the last 2000+ years than anyone else combined.

PROUD TO BE A KNIGHT OF COLUMBUS!!!!!!!! (BY THE WAY, OUT OF THE 70 PLUS CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN THE WORLD, THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MADE UP 2/3 RDS OF ALL DONATIONS WORLDWIDE..........) SO QUIT THE STUPID, OLD, USED UP PRIEST JOKES............................

DEPSITE MY ANGER I STILL WISH YOU PEACE AND PRAY FOR YOUR CONVERSION..................AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!HA, HA!!!!

Johnny

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Wow, that was about as funny as a third term aborted, (murdered), fetus...............jackass..................... Did you know that the percentage of protestant ministers committing childhood sexual abuse is higher than the percentage of degenerate priests doing the same????? But then again the anti-Catholic media doesn't report that do they?????? Don't get me wrong, any priest FOUND QUILTY of sexual misconduct with a child should be defrocked, but that doesn't give anyone permission to freely criticize the Catholic church. Unfortunately, in this country where political "correctness" abounds the Catholics are the only group who are constantly being hazed by the media and public. You better check your stats before saying negative stuff about the Church, (since the Catholic Church is the REAL universal church, begun by Jesus Christ Himself, we wrote your bible you know, althought who is King James to edit it?????), because the Catholic Church has done more charity work in this world over the last 2000+ years than anyone else combined.

PROUD TO BE A KNIGHT OF COLUMBUS!!!!!!!! (BY THE WAY, OUT OF THE 70 PLUS CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN THE WORLD, THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MADE UP 2/3 RDS OF ALL DONATIONS WORLDWIDE..........) SO QUIT THE STUPID, OLD, USED UP PRIEST JOKES............................

DEPSITE MY ANGER I STILL WISH YOU PEACE AND PRAY FOR YOUR CONVERSION..................AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!HA, HA!!!!

Johnny

 

 

Chill out dude.

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Wow, that was about as funny as a third term aborted, (murdered), fetus...............jackass..................... Did you know that the percentage of protestant ministers committing childhood sexual abuse is higher than the percentage of degenerate priests doing the same????? But then again the anti-Catholic media doesn't report that do they?????? Don't get me wrong, any priest FOUND QUILTY of sexual misconduct with a child should be defrocked, but that doesn't give anyone permission to freely criticize the Catholic church. Unfortunately, in this country where political "correctness" abounds the Catholics are the only group who are constantly being hazed by the media and public. You better check your stats before saying negative stuff about the Church, (since the Catholic Church is the REAL universal church, begun by Jesus Christ Himself, we wrote your bible you know, althought who is King James to edit it?????), because the Catholic Church has done more charity work in this world over the last 2000+ years than anyone else combined.

PROUD TO BE A KNIGHT OF COLUMBUS!!!!!!!! (BY THE WAY, OUT OF THE 70 PLUS CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN THE WORLD, THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MADE UP 2/3 RDS OF ALL DONATIONS WORLDWIDE..........) SO QUIT THE STUPID, OLD, USED UP PRIEST JOKES............................

DEPSITE MY ANGER I STILL WISH YOU PEACE AND PRAY FOR YOUR CONVERSION..................AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!HA, HA!!!!

Johnny

 

Lumpy?

 

:rolleyes:

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Chill out dude.

 

 

Sorry, I will not chill out about that............not that anyone cares.............or how about this:

Billy Graham + Tammy Faye = Michael Jackson yelling "Praise the lord and pass the cash becuase I got some kids to {censored} and yachts to buy!!!!!!"

Yeah, that's right, it makes no damn sense, just like the other one didn't make any sense....................................

STILL, I PRAY PEACE BE WITH YOU, HAHA..............AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

JOHNNY

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Wow, that was about as funny as a third term aborted, (murdered), fetus...............jackass..................... Did you know that the percentage of protestant ministers committing childhood sexual abuse is higher than the percentage of degenerate priests doing the same????? But then again the anti-Catholic media doesn't report that do they?????? Don't get me wrong, any priest FOUND QUILTY of sexual misconduct with a child should be defrocked, but that doesn't give anyone permission to freely criticize the Catholic church. Unfortunately, in this country where political "correctness" abounds the Catholics are the only group who are constantly being hazed by the media and public. You better check your stats before saying negative stuff about the Church, (since the Catholic Church is the REAL universal church, begun by Jesus Christ Himself, we wrote your bible you know, althought who is King James to edit it?????), because the Catholic Church has done more charity work in this world over the last 2000+ years than anyone else combined.

PROUD TO BE A KNIGHT OF COLUMBUS!!!!!!!! (BY THE WAY, OUT OF THE 70 PLUS CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS IN THE WORLD, THE KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS MADE UP 2/3 RDS OF ALL DONATIONS WORLDWIDE..........) SO QUIT THE STUPID, OLD, USED UP PRIEST JOKES............................

DEPSITE MY ANGER I STILL WISH YOU PEACE AND PRAY FOR YOUR CONVERSION..................AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!HA, HA!!!!

Johnny

 

 

Yay! Im a Jack Ass ! :thu:

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