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ryanizzle

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good news: my rickenbacker 4003 fretless came in today A YEAR EARLY!!! this is awesome, but

 

bad news: i wasn't expecting it until june and nearly emptied my bank account paying the rest of it off. i'll be eating cardboard for a few weeks.

 

lots and lots and lots of MWAH

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Eating cardboard is only as bad as you make it. Here are some tips:

 

aight first. get drunk on Mickey's 40oz bottles.

 

then, find some regular cardboard and snatch it up. none of this bull{censored} with colorful paper wraps on it, or any of that bull{censored}. just some regular boxes.

 

go get some box cutters. take your time shredding it into 1/2" strips. trust me on this. the longer the better.

 

aight so go to your mom's house and straight raid her spice rack. grab up some cayenne pepper, some straight up pepper, a grip of salt, and if you can find it, some beef bullion cubes.

 

aight so head back to your crib and {censored}. don't forget to bring the spices. get the biggest mother{censored}ing pot you can find. don't smoke it. ok so take the strips of cardboard you cut up earlier in the day, and put them in the pot, and put enough water in there to cover the cardboard strips. bring to a serious no bull{censored} boil.

once that {censored} is boiling, take everything you gaffled from your mom's house, and straight dump it in there. {censored} a measuring cup, we're not dealing with semen here.

stir that {censored}, real good, until you end up with what looks like carnitas. if you haven't seen carnitas, ask your mexican pals what it looks like, it's some bomb {censored}. anyways so once it's nice and shredded looking, pull that {censored} out of the pot and drain it, and then put it in some tortillas or something. tastes just like qdoba. especially if you add some beans and rice to that {censored}.

 

subsisting on cardboard isn't as bad as people want you to believe it is.

C7

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Eating cardboard is only as bad as you make it. Here are some tips:


aight first. get drunk on Mickey's 40oz bottles.


then, find some regular cardboard and snatch it up. none of this bull{censored} with colorful paper wraps on it, or any of that bull{censored}. just some regular boxes.


go get some box cutters. take your time shredding it into 1/2" strips. trust me on this. the longer the better.


aight so go to your mom's house and straight raid her spice rack. grab up some cayenne pepper, some straight up pepper, a grip of salt, and if you can find it, some beef bullion cubes.


aight so head back to your crib and {censored}. don't forget to bring the spices. get the biggest mother{censored}ing pot you can find. don't smoke it. ok so take the strips of cardboard you cut up earlier in the day, and put them in the pot, and put enough water in there to cover the cardboard strips. bring to a serious no bull{censored} boil.

once that {censored} is boiling, take everything you gaffled from your mom's house, and straight dump it in there. {censored} a measuring cup, we're not dealing with semen here.

stir that {censored}, real good, until you end up with what looks like carnitas. if you haven't seen carnitas, ask your mexican pals what it looks like, it's some bomb {censored}. anyways so once it's nice and shredded looking, pull that {censored} out of the pot and drain it, and then put it in some tortillas or something. tastes just like qdoba. especially if you add some beans and rice to that {censored}.


subsisting on cardboard isn't as bad as people want you to believe it is.

C7

 

That actually sounds damn tasty :freak:

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Very nice bass. It makes me want a Ric!

 

As for the cardboard eating, I wouldn't worry about it. What do you think the "beef" in McDonalds burgers is actually made of? Like C7 said, it's all in the spices. :thu:

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