Members Funkee1 Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 I know what that expression means, but what if you live next door to a crack house, or a toxic waste dump? What if the Girl next door was Roseanne Barr? I'm just sayin........
Members Onkel Bob Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Yeah but what if it's Elisha Cuthbert.
Members walkerci Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Because the average guy next door has a shot of getting with her.
Members walkerci Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Yeah but what if it's Elisha Cuthbert. You mean this one? Yeah, I definitely would have.
Members rummy Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Nothing! I don't like plain hot girls.
Members Crescent Seven Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Nothing! I don't like plain hot girls. Aight then homey.
Members frunobulax Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 because i used to watch her through her window?
Members dragon9666 Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 You'd like to sneak over at night to her house and slip her the bone!
Members Funkee1 Posted August 12, 2007 Author Members Posted August 12, 2007 You guys did see the smiley, right???
Members mmb Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 Guys with low self esteem that don't think they can bag the high end model. alcohol and instrument is the great equalizer for hot chicks
Members J. Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 It just means that guys (guys like me at least) are attracted to genuine females, not ones that have been styled and airbrushed to "perfection." That's what I've always thought it to be. It's one of the reasons PlayBoy magazine sucks so much. All the girls in there look the same. Huge oversized breasts, not a flaw on their skin (that's where photoshop is most handy), highly sculpted or completely shaved pubes, soft lighting, fake smiles, you name it. Women don't look like that in reality. That doesn't mean I don't like hot girls; quite the contrary. I just don't expect nor want them to live up to some false ideal. Real people have blemishes, stretch marks, moles, and not many have abs that are perfectly flat and sculpted. One of the reasons I like going to celebrity gossip sites is to see candid pictures of what idolized people actually look like in real life. It's often a far cry from the images we see on the movie screen or in magazines.
Members justinbass Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 One of the reasons I like going to celebrity gossip sites is to see candid pictures of what idolized people actually look like in real life. The other reason is for the celebrity nipple slip pictures, right?
Members J. Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 ^^^Most definitely! How else would I get to see Natalie Portman topless?
Members mmb Posted August 12, 2007 Members Posted August 12, 2007 highly sculpted or completely shaved pubes, fake smiles Almost every girl under 30 at the bar, I'd wager....
Members Thumper Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 Because the average guy next door has a shot of getting with her. +1. Proximity can be your friend.
Members bassdudeguy Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 maybe because most of the time they arent old:idk:
Members zachoff Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 Cause they're right f'n next door!
Members rikshaw Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 Cause they're right f'n next door! yup!
Members Honky-Tonk Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 She's right there. I used to live next door to four girls. Four horny girls. That made HS very interesting.
Members Bonoman Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 Cause they're right f'n next door! Which is why I wouldn't want to date her, because if/when things go bad, she's always right there. Also, the girl who lives next door to me resembles an angry moose.
Members frunobulax Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 Also, the girl who lives next door to me resembles an angry moose. and what did you expect? you're in Canadia.
Members WillPlay4food Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 and what did you expect? you're in Canadia. +1. I thought moose was this year's hottest fashion?
Members Bonoman Posted August 13, 2007 Members Posted August 13, 2007 +1. I thought moose was this year's hottest fashion? Moose is so last year. This year it's all about caribou.
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