Members Bonoman Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 There's nothing worse than two people being forced to live together after they've separated just to save a few pennies on rent. This was especially true for a divorced couple in Russia, who after three years of co-habitating on account of high property taxes, finally reached their boiling point. In a shocking outburst, the woman set fire to her ex-husband's genitals as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka. Moscow officials reported it was three years of pent up hostility over having to share the same roof that lead to the freak attack. Whether or not he'll make a full recovery is "difficult to predict", according to a police spokesperson. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded man told a Russian newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." And they thought the fire had dwindled from the relationship. linky For the record, the ex-wife is the dumbass for what I consider to be obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gaui Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 For the record, the ex-wife is the dumbass for what I consider to be obvious reasons. Not using a slower burning/longer lasting accelerant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liko Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 For the record, the ex-wife is the dumbass for what I consider to be obvious reasons. Why? She probably wasn't using it. They were as good as divorced and probably sleeping in seperate beds if not rooms. "Ex sex" is only good if you parted on good terms and need to work off a little steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deep Bass Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Nothin' like sitting naked, watching TV, and drinking vodka. That is, until someone burns your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 He should be allowed to do whatever he wants to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 23, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Why? She probably wasn't using it. They were as good as divorced and probably sleeping in seperate beds if not rooms. "Ex sex" is only good if you parted on good terms and need to work off a little steam. Why is she a dumbass... Hmm... Let's see here... Maybe because she decided to set his cock on fire!!! A reasonable response to her annoyance with the guy would be to leave him, or at least kick him out, but to set the guy's pants on fire while he's still wearing them? Yeah, she's a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Why is she a dumbass... Hmm... Let's see here... Maybe because she decided to set his cock on fire!!! A reasonable response to her annoyance with the guy would be to leave him, or at least kick him out, but to set the guy's pants on fire while he's still wearing them? Yeah, she's a dumbass. Had she set his pants on fire he would have been just fine, seeing as he was sitting naked, drinking and watching TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 23, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Had she set his pants on fire he would have been just fine, seeing as he was sitting naked, drinking and watching TV. Oh, piss off! You know what I meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BEAD Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Oh, piss off! You know what I meant! Any guy who still lives with his ex after three years, who enjoys drinking alone, naked in front of the TV, probably isn't using his wang all that much anyway. Still though... just to even out the whole men vs. women thing, I'll make a point to put a cigarette out on my wife when she gets home from work tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 okay ya. bad girl. but if a girl gets close enough to my junk to set it on fire, it's my fault for leaving myself open to it. if I'm too drunk to notice? my fault. I'm dumb. put some pants on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 23, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Any guy who still lives with his ex after three years, who enjoys drinking alone, naked in front of the TV, probably isn't using his wang all that much anyway. Still though... just to even out the whole men vs. women thing, I'll make a point to put a cigarette out on my wife when she gets home from work tonight. Regarding not using his wang, he still needs to pee out of something, right? And I'll do the same to my fiancee. I think men everywhere should get together and act as one on this! We missed the boat with Bobbit and now the wimminz think they can walk all over us and set our balls on fire whenever they damn well please! Well, no more, I say! I say, no more! :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Regarding not using his wang, he still needs to pee out of something, right? And I'll do the same to my fiancee. I think men everywhere should get together and act as one on this! We missed the boat with Bobbit and now the wimminz think they can walk all over us and set our balls on fire whenever they damn well please! Well, no more, I say! I say, no more! :freak: Hey, you're looking at it from an angry white male point of view. This is female revenge for all females of the world! Or...... Maybe she was trying to re-kindle the relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 okay ya. bad girl. but if a girl gets close enough to my junk to set it on fire, it's my fault for leaving myself open to it. if I'm too drunk to notice? my fault. I'm dumb. put some pants on. People of your ilk probably blame the unfortunate victims of suprise buttsecks, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bonoman Posted August 23, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Hey, you're looking at it from an angry white male point of view. This is female revenge for all females of the world! Or...... Maybe she was trying to re-kindle the relationship. I don't think that's what Jim Morrison had in mind when he said, "Come on baby, light my fire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 I don't think that's what Jim Morrison had in mind when he said, "Come on baby, light my fire." The original version went: Come on baby, light my fire Try to set my crotch on FIIIIIIUUURRRRRE! But "The Man" censored his genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmerz Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 okay ya. bad girl.but if a girl gets close enough to my junk to set it on fire, it's my fault for leaving myself open to it.if I'm too drunk to notice? my fault. I'm dumb.put some pants on. Exactly....the fact that she was ABLE to set it on fire is bad on him, I would think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Exactly....the fact that she was ABLE to set it on fire is bad on him, I would think... +1 Unless I'm mistaken on the combustibility of pubes here, you'd have to use a blow torch or something like that if you didn't want it to take forever using a match or lighter...which would be kind of obvious as you're waiting for something to catch. Not that a blow torch isn't obvious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gaui Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 +1 Unless I'm mistaken on the combustibility of pubes here, you'd have to use a blow torch or something like that if you didn't want it to take forever using a match or lighter...which would be kind of obvious as you're waiting for something to catch. Not that a blow torch isn't obvious... Take the vodka bottle, pour it over the pubes, drop a zippo :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 Exactly....the fact that she was ABLE to set it on fire is bad on him, I would think... Maybe he spilled a little Wodka on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 +1 Unless I'm mistaken on the combustibility of pubes here, you'd have to use a blow torch or something like that if you didn't want it to take forever using a match or lighter...which would be kind of obvious as you're waiting for something to catch. Not that a blow torch isn't obvious... And you would know this how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted August 23, 2007 Members Share Posted August 23, 2007 And you would know this how? I don't...it's purely conjecture...as far as you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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