Members Funkee1 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 I don't remember who started it. It sounds like one of my goofy- assed threads, but alas, I cannot take credit for it. A couple of months ago (and I am waaaaayyy to lazy to use the search function and find out who did it) someone started a thread about misheard lyrics. After my recent mishap with "Tom Sawyer" (A monday warrior?), I thought it would be fun to revisit this: The Rules: Post the lyric as you thought it was, then the original, follower by title and artist. Those of you wh have "Scuse me while I kiss this guy", no fair just copying from the book!!! So, I'll start: A monday Warrior... A Modern- day Warrior- Tom Sawyer- Rush Dog meat- when it's 10 feet overhead Dive Deep when it's 10 feet overhead Badfish- Sublime!
Members rummy Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Excuse me while I kiss this guy - HendrixThere's a bathroom on the right - CCR
Members __tony__renaud Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "As she rises to her apartment suite" was really "as she rises to an apology" From the old Doobie Brothers tune "What a Fool Believes".
Members chunky-b Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "There's a bathroom on the right." CCR - "Theres a bad moon on the rise."-----------------"Big Hotel witha light on" Steve Miller - "Oh, oh big ol jet airliner"
Members groutt Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 One of these days, I'm going to dance with your little sister.One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.One Of These Days - Pink Floyd
Members burdizzos Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 A girl with colitis goes by.A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Lucy in the SkyBeatles
Members mrmatt64 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "reved up like a douche" Manfred Mann "Blinded By The Light"
Members Goofball Jones Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "Never wanted to be no "Bob Segar" John Meloncamp - "Pop Singer"
Members chunky-b Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "reved up like a douche" Manfred Mann "Blinded By The Light" I always thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche" then I discover it is "revved up like a Duece"... I liked it better the way I mis-heard it!
Members mrmatt64 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 I always thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche" then I discover it is "revved up like a Duece"... I liked it better the way I mis-heard it! Yeah that's better One more, not sure if this has ever been mentioned before (probably has), but on Elton John's Benny & The Jets: "she's got electric boobs, a mohawk too" Mr. Matt
Members lokidecat Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 I always thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche" then I discover it is "revved up like a Duece"... I liked it better the way I mis-heard it! He was just so eager to get it in before someone else, that he has half -misheard, half-lyric. Don't blame him for wanting to be cool.
Members Roguetitan Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Rockin the gas pumpRockin the casbah we are the priest of the devils of serieswe are the priests of the temples of Syrinyx
Members mrmatt64 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Kind of on the same subject, I had a bass student that I tought for about 2 years that was a huge Van Halen fan. He wanted to learn a bunch of that stuff (super easy-I know). Anyway, I guess he never owned Van Halen II record, but wanted to learn the song "Loss Of Control" off that album. He always thought they were singing: "Washin' the jaw washin' the jaw washin' the jaw" Mr. Matt
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Actual: "Go on take the money and run."Idiotic: "Go on take the money its fun."
Members chunky-b Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 I had a friend a few years back whose wife swore up and down that "Panama" by VH was actually "Burn 'em Up!" We found out by hearing her sing along with the radio and asking her what she was singing...
Members jmb374 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "All mixed up. You don't know what to do. Next thing you turn around and find a {censored} in your shoe" "All mixed up. Don't know what to do. Next thing you turn around and find the person is you" From 311 "all mixed up" {censored} in your shoe?
Members Bonoman Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 When I was a kid, I thought the chorus for Pride (In the Name of Love) went:"Once more in the name of love." In reality it's:"What more, in the name of love?" Sorry, this was a really lame and un-funny post, but I wanted to contribute.
Members uberduber Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Foo Fighters don't know which song it is - you make me break dooown - that one. 'bubbles in the bathtub - no wonder we cracked up, we're face to face my friend' 'you better get out - you better get out' ..you make me break doooown dooo-oown etc..
Members chunky-b Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 "All mixed up. You don't know what to do. Next thing you turn around and find a {censored} in your shoe" "All mixed up. Don't know what to do. Next thing you turn around and find the person is you" From 311 "all mixed up" {censored} in your shoe? Like the new Avatar! +1 Think Croom can keep his job? (Sorry for the off topic side question...)
Members Pickdust Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 CCR - Born on the Bijou Baffled girls dancin' in the morning light Barefoot girls dancin' in the moon light
Members Hearafter Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Every lyric to every Nirvana song.
Members The Real MC Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Never Been Any Reason - shave my wife I'm going down for the last time
Members ezstep Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" ...Go cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson.... "Louis, Louis" ??? ???
Members tylytle Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Buck Cherry, Crazy Bitch Scratches all down my back and on my right arm. Have no idea what it really says. Don't really care..
Members JCampbell72 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Posted August 30, 2007 Ozzy Osbourne's "No Bone Movies" kinda sounds like he's singing: No bowel movement!
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