Members lyricpoet Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 She looks like a friend of my Mom! My God, she looks 58+, not 48. She has to be lying. I've just got to keep repeating to myself, "I am 46 and people always tell me I don't look a day over 35....I am 46 and people always....(ad infinitum)" I mean this is really bothering me, like I'm about to enter hell or something. Any words of encouragement from the kindly HCBF-ites would be great for mollifying my insecurities at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 Any words of encouragement from the kindly HCBF-ites would be great for mollifying my insecurities at the very least. Stay away from those stupid singles internet dating services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members countrybass Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a bad pic of her for sure. She probaly doesn't look that old. Then again there's plenty of folks who look 10 years older than they should. Put up a pic of yourself and we'll all tell you how young and hot you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a bad pic of her for sure. But what if that happens to be a good pic of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 She looks like a friend of my Mom! My God, she looks 58+, not 48. She has to be lying. I've just got to keep repeating to myself, "I am 46 and people always tell me I don't look a day over 35....I am 46 and people always....(ad infinitum)" I mean this is really bothering me, like I'm about to enter hell or something. Any words of encouragement from the kindly HCBF-ites would be great for mollifying my insecurities at the very least. let her squeeze it a wee bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 But what if that happens to be a good pic of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 :lol: +(Avogadro's Number) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lyricpoet Posted August 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 It's a bad pic of her for sure. She probaly doesn't look that old. Then again there's plenty of folks who look 10 years older than they should. Put up a pic of yourself and we'll all tell you how young and hot you are. Oh come on, it has nothing to do with being hot, but more of having good genes and taking care of yourself- exercizing 5+ days a week, no smoking, keeping the booze to a minimum, keeping recreational drug use to a minimum. I will post a picture taken immediately tomorrow and post it (because I just got out of the shower and don't know what to do with my hair!) If this thread slips far I'll find it Bassgirl9 and let you be the judge, 'kay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 I bet it is a bad pic. But, why would someone put a bad pic like that to be passed around? Stop with the internet dating and go find a real woman. It really is easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 I've always wanted to sign up for one of these to see who I get. But I don't want that {censored} on my credit card history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Posting someone else's personals site photo elsewhere without their consent is considered poor form. Not a great pic, but there's an amazing amount of variability in appearance in pictures, as well as in person, when comparing apparent age to actual age. I find, in general, that smokers tend to look much older than their chronological age, for example. (Smokers don't tend to agree on that, I think it's affected their eyes as well.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Oh come on, it has nothing to do with being hot, but more of having good genes and taking care of yourself- exercizing 5+ days a week, no smoking, keeping the booze to a minimum, keeping recreational drug use to a minimum. You mean like this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lyricpoet Posted August 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Actually....this lady is growing on me. Nice smile, just a few wrinkles. Yeah so she drinks a fifth of whiskey a day, smokes 2 packs of Camels....but it is a nice smile. BTW, I do not do internet dating (sounds like it's full of creepy and scary and desperate people). This was just sent to me as an ad (I think- I don't know, maybe I did give some service my CC years ago, cancelled it, and they keep bugging me!) HONESTLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Sounds like it's time to start cutting your prune juice with vodka... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lyricpoet Posted August 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 You mean like this guy? Steroids anyone? Holy crap, that pic is comically funny:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 She looks like a friend of my Mom! My God, she looks 58+, not 48. She has to be lying. I've just got to keep repeating to myself, "I am 46 and people always tell me I don't look a day over 35....I am 46 and people always....(ad infinitum)" I mean this is really bothering me, like I'm about to enter hell or something. Any words of encouragement from the kindly HCBF-ites would be great for mollifying my insecurities at the very least. you really sound like an asshole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 She looks like a friend of my Mom! My God, she looks 58+, not 48. She has to be lying. I've just got to keep repeating to myself, "I am 46 and people always tell me I don't look a day over 35....I am 46 and people always....(ad infinitum)" I mean this is really bothering me, like I'm about to enter hell or something. Any words of encouragement from the kindly HCBF-ites would be great for mollifying my insecurities at the very least. Man!! Imagine getting ready to start the oochie-coochie, then the girl takes off her wig and gets into bed with a stocking cap on. That move slammed the brakes, deployed the airbags, and set off an emergency flare! That photo shouldn't ruin your day. You got a bargain compared to my moment in 2006 (not long ago). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Insomniac Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 BTW, I do not do internet dating (sounds like it's full of creepy and scary and desperate people). This was just sent to me as an ad (I think- I don't know, maybe I did give some service my CC years ago, cancelled it, and they keep bugging me!) I've gone out with a few girls on match.com. One of them 3 times. Nice to look at and has a very nice body. Also great company. Nothing wrong with that. I've been to her house and it's nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 you really sound like an asshole! No, an asshole sounds more like "phffffft", or "bfpbraaaaaaap"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HumptyThumpty Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Nice smile? Those teeth have the denture look to me. I think she lied on her sign up sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tylytle Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Man!! Imagine getting ready to start the oochie-coochie, then the girl takes off her wig and gets into bed with a stocking cap on. That move slammed the brakes, deployed the airbags, and set off an emergency flare! That photo shouldn't ruin your day. You got a bargain compared to my moment in 2006 (not long ago). That's some funny stuff right there! Maybe not at the time, but funny as hell now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Mango, care to relive that for us fols who don' remember orwerent' here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lyricpoet Posted August 30, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Mango's post last night made me snarf-up my beer, all over the keyboard, screen, etc. :) "You must be a real asshole" Oh, shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted August 30, 2007 Members Share Posted August 30, 2007 Mango's post last night made me snarf-up my beer, all over the keyboard, screen, etc. :) "You must be a real asshole" Oh, shut up! I stand by my comment to another comment you made in another thread: You sound more like a serial killer in every post I read from you... These posts have not altered that assessment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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