Members Funkee1 Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 It's Sunday, so that means it's time for me to start a pointless thread that will make you all think. If nothing else, my threads will make you think "Boy! This guy's Bored!!!" or "Funkee, you have no life!" (edit: I know what you're thinking.... How is this different from any of your other posts???) So here is the game: Post a completely useless piece of information, but present it as a statistical fact. It can be true or false, but remember......with the minds on this forum, if you post something untrue, someone will prove you wrong (Like Emprov or C7....) so I suggest sticking to things that, after a person reads it, they go "Well Duh!!!" As usual, I'll start: It is a fact that 100% of all NFL Games are 50% complete by the end of the second quarter. It is also a statistical fact that All super Bowls have been won by the team that was leading when time expired.
Members SteveyDevey Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 25% of people make up 1/4 of the world's population.
Members Rippin' Robin Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 50% of people have an IQ at or below 100.
Members Funkee1 Posted September 9, 2007 Author Members Posted September 9, 2007 25% of people make up 1/4 of the world's population. That's a good one! I'll go out on a limb, and add that 100 percent of all Americans belong to an ethnic group.
Moderators Kindness Posted September 9, 2007 Moderators Posted September 9, 2007 It is a fact that 100% of all NFL Games are 50% complete by the end of the second quarter. What about overtime?
Members Thumper Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 Employers might be shocked that 40% of all employee sick days occur on Monday or Friday.
Members DevilRaysFan Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 During its long summer years, the now declassified planet Pluto has a tenuous atmosphere comprised mostly of Nitrogen. Even at that distance and the sun being a fraction of what it is here on Earth, Astronomers believe that a person standing on the surface would see a fairly lit blue sky not too dissamilar to what we see on Earth...... Not a statistic but I thought this was kinda neat................ DRF is 100% handsome
Members Roguetitan Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 A 2006 a study done by the Journal of the American Academy of Dermatology found that 24% of Americans between 18 and 50 are tattooed; that's almost one in four. And the survey showed that about 36% of Americans age 18 to 29 have at least one tattoo!
Members Funkee1 Posted September 9, 2007 Author Members Posted September 9, 2007 It can be proven statistically that if your parents never gave birth to any children, neither will you!
Members Gaui Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 There are three kinds of lies; normal lie, white lie and statistics
Members bassman1956 Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 53% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Members hawkhuff Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 Roughly 1/2 of all Americans are male. The other half; female. A lab rat will eventually die if left swimming in a .1% salt water bath.
Members Emprov Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 100% of the people who read this thread are logged onto HCBF.
Members Emprov Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 1 out of every 1 people, will die someday.
Members SteveyDevey Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 100% of the people who read this thread are logged onto HCBF. First, you log into harmony central as a whole, not the bass form. Secondly, there are absolutely lurkers reading these pages, who don't have accounts. C'mon, people!
Members Emprov Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 Roughly? That's not a statistic! A lab rat will eventually die doing anything for a long enough period of time. First, you log into harmony central as a whole, not the bass form. Secondly, there are absolutely lurkers reading these pages, who don't have accounts. C'mon, people! Sorry, should have said, "viewing HCBF".
Members SteveyDevey Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 Sorry, should have said, "viewing HCBF". Even then, they may be reading with a braille reader.
Members tylytle Posted September 9, 2007 Members Posted September 9, 2007 Pigs have a 30 minute orgasm.
Members turcmic Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 92% of bassists are getting yelled at by guitarists when they are louder than them. The remaining 8% can play as loud as they want when the guitarists try to impress some ugly chicks.
Members lug Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 Pigs have a 30 minute orgasm. Are you calling me a pig?!?!?!?!
Members rummy Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 I'm 0% drunk right now
Members Funkee1 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Members Posted September 10, 2007 I'm 0% drunk right now Liar!!!!!!!!!!!
Members rikshaw Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 Pigs have a 30 minute orgasm. did fitzwell tell you that?
Members groutt Posted September 10, 2007 Members Posted September 10, 2007 Only 30% of statistics claimed to be completely useless are completely useless.
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