Funny joke

[Super Bass]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

 

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

 

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."

 

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

 

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, England etc.

 

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar you know...they have frozen glasses..."

 

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying...

 

"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

 

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

 

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

 

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, sausage rolls, mushroom caps, vol-au-vents, etc.

 

 

[Funkee1]

 

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."   "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.   "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."   The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"   She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, England etc.   The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar you know...they have frozen glasses..."   He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying...   "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"   She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.   The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"   You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, sausage rolls, mushroom caps, vol-au-vents, etc.

[B-Bottom]

 

So where was the funny?

 

 

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[ThudMaker]

I thought it was pretty funny.

[mmb]

At least he gets snacks.

 

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[johnny6644]

It's funny 'cause it's true...

[hawkhuff]

 

It's funny 'cause it's true...

 

 

True?

 

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the

congregation and asked for a raise.

 

 

 

After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

 

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation

decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

 

 

 

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

 

 

 

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

 

Silence fell on the congregation.

 

 

 

In the back pew,

 

 

 

a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."

 

And the congregation said, "Amen."

[rummy]

Damn! I ain't gettin' married!