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Lame Joke Of The Day Stereotyping Southero-Americans

 

Bubba's sister was pregnant and in a bad car accident. As a result of

the accident she fell into a deep coma.

 

After nearly six months, she awakens and realizes that she is no longer pregnant.

 

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.

 

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!'

 

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?'

 

'Denise', The doctor answers.

 

The new mother thinks, Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. 'I really like the name Denise.'

 

Then she asks the doctor, 'What's the boy's name?'

 

The doctor replies, 'Denephew' :badump:

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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

 

 

The moral of the story - Pay your bills.

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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.



The moral of the story - Pay your bills.

 

 

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Bubba goes to the Doctor and asks what he can do to make his sex last longer since it is his anniversary and his wife will surely want sex.

The Doctor tells him, It's simple. On the way home just find a place to masterbate and he will last longer during sex.

 

On the way home he is thinking about it. He desides he can pull over to the side of the road get under the truck, and if someone askes he can say I'm just checkin my transmission.

 

He pulls over, crawles under, pulls it out, closes his eyes and is thinking about his wife and stroking. He soon feels a kick on his foot and a voice of an officer asking What do you think you are doing?? He replies, I am just checkin my transmission. The officer thells him, While you are down there, you might want to check your brakes, Your truck is down at the bottom of the hill. :)

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Bubba goes to the Doctor and asks what he can do to make his sex last longer since it is his anniversary and his wife will surely want sex.

The Doctor tells him, It's simple. On the way home just find a place to masterbate and he will last longer during sex.


On the way home he is thinking about it. He desides he can pull over to the side of the road get under the truck, and if someone askes he can say I'm just checkin my transmission.


He pulls over, crawles under, pulls it out, closes his eyes and is thinking about his wife and stroking. He soon feels a kick on his foot and a voice of an officer asking What do you think you are doing?? He replies, I am just checkin my transmission. The officer thells him, While you are down there, you might want to check your brakes, Your truck is down at the bottom of the hill.
:)

 

 

That's a pretty good joke....but your avatar pwns....:D

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