Members ivanthetrble Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 www.fvza.orgNow here is a federal agency that is making good use of our tax dollars! Can't wait to get on the FVZA forum and get some answers to the persistent zombie questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members ThrashmetalErik Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 no way, thats a legit part of our govt. When zombies attack, im buys a huge rifle and more ammo than a minigun i dotn need no federal agency to cover my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 We have a Home Depot and a Wal-Mart right next to each other. My plan has always been go to Wal-Mart to get guns, ammo, food, camp supplies and all the other necessary {censored} then head to Home Depot and make platforms on the shelves. Think about it. Just platforms made from wood with bridges all around the store. Zombies cant climb. I could even get in a Bobcat to get where I need to go, can zombies get into a Bobcat, no they can't. I'd have tents and all my stuff on platforms on top of the shelves at Home Depot. So if zombies ever appear you guys know where I'll be. If I have a rifle I can pick them off from the safety of my "shelf city". I know how to build some crazy illegal {censored}, the best napalm ever, a "pipe" something that goes boom (I'm going to call it that for legal reasons), silencers, tripwires, and lots of other cool stuff. How is this not the best plan ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 We have a Home Depot and a Wal-Mart right next to each other. My plan has always been go to Wal-Mart to get guns, ammo, food, camp supplies and all the other necessary {censored} then head to Home Depot and make platforms on the shelves. Think about it. Just platforms made from wood with bridges all around the store. Zombies cant climb. I could even get in a Bobcat to get where I need to go, can zombies get into a Bobcat, no they can't. I'd have tents and all my stuff on platforms on top of the shelves at Home Depot. So if zombies ever appear you guys know where I'll be. If I have a rifle I can pick them off from the safety of my "shelf city". I know how to build some crazy illegal {censored}, the best napalm ever, a "pipe" something that goes boom (I'm going to call it that for legal reasons), silencers, tripwires, and lots of other cool stuff. How is this not the best plan ever. And what about the vampires? You'll be a sitting duck for those cunning bloodsuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 And what about the vampires? You'll be a sitting duck for those cunning bloodsuckers. I actually copied most of that from one of my posts in another thread. And added a few things. But I haven't ever thought about a vampire attack. I should probably start thinking about what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lyricpoet Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 no way, thats a legit part of our govt.Oh yes way...one that is also terribly underfunded. They could use a donation from you now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 And here I thought it would be a link to the NRA site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivanthetrble Posted October 3, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 Oh yes way...one that is also terribly underfunded. They could use a donation from you now! GW Bush has turned a blind eye toward the zombie problem and concentrated on the war on terror. Another reason to hate Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 ...I know how to build some crazy illegal {censored}, the best napalm ever, a "pipe" something that goes boom (I'm going to call it that for legal reasons), silencers, tripwires, and lots of other cool stuff. How is this not the best plan ever. What do you need a silencer for? Zombies are stupid. Pop one in the head, and the rest just shamble around aimlessly. And why for Pete's sake isn't anyone worried about El Chupacabra? I know, we're approaching an election year and El Chupa is a political third rail, but come on people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 What do you need a silencer for? Zombies are stupid. Pop one in the head, and the rest just shamble around aimlessly. I don't. It's just something I know how to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivanthetrble Posted October 3, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 I know how to build some crazy illegal {censored}, the best napalm ever, a "pipe" something that goes boom (I'm going to call it that for legal reasons), silencers, tripwires, and lots of other cool stuff. How is this not the best plan ever. Flames + zombies = flaming human survivors This is why prior planning is so important. One little overlooked detail like this can cause an otherwise great survival plan to go down the tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 Flames + zombies = human survivor BBQ Yeah, lots and lots of fire around wood, chemicals and me doesn't = good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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