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OT: God I love annoying stuck up hippies


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So I know this stuck up bitch, you know the type rich daddies girl, loves art, snob/git. Just wanted to be seen with me because she knows I have played in bands...

 

So I got rail roaded into going with her to an art gallery (wouldn't have gone if she wasn't pretty hot), she would not stop arguing with me guys so I had enough...

 

We got to this weird hand worked metal 2D owl thingo, and she started arguing with me what type of Owl it was.

 

So I said:

 

Me: I know what type of owl it is for {censored}s sake, i've got a stuffed one at home

 

(I haven't really...)

 

Her: YOU WHAT!

 

(turning to me, while I blindly ignore her)

 

Me: Yeah two cabinets with three of them in

 

(with a smile on my face)

 

Her: Why would you want something like that in your house you freak

 

(still haven't faced her, still smiling and she has taken a step back)

 

Me: I don't know, I just enjoy killing things

 

(turned my head to face her)

 

Her: You killed them...?

 

(kinda looses all her bluster)

 

Me: No, they were already dead

 

Her: I guess that's ok...(interrupted her)

 

Me: I paid my cousin to shoot...(interrupts me)

 

Her: Bull{censored}...

 

(pulls a face that would look just right on a 2 year old)

 

Me: Why would I lie about something (interrupts me)

 

Her: Shut up

 

(she storms off)

 

Me: (shouts after her) DID I MENTION I DRIVE A V8!?

 

(*Bursts out laughing*)

 

I pick up the bag she left, try to hit on one of the cute girls that work there but she just playfully shrugs me off so I bugger off to my friends flat.

 

 

She disagrees and picks up on everything and constantly judges people... haven't got any idea how to deal with her and god knows why she keeps talking to me after each time I wind her up :D

 

Any ideas?

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Show up with flowers in your hair and smack her in the mouth with your dick. That's about the only value I've ever found in hippie chicks; they're emotionally connected with the world, so when they're feeling down about themselves, they get a tremendous boost from putting the whole world in their mouths and getting filled full of love.

C7

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Oh god no way... sort of makes sense, but I would honestly kill her if I had to spend more than a couple of hours in her company.

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Oh god no way... sort of makes sense, but I would honestly kill her if I had to spend more than a couple of hours in her company.

 

 

If she takes more than 10 minutes to fire your Love Gun, she's using the wrong hole.

C7

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Bet I would rattle around in her like a tin can in a garbage can...

 

Proberbly got a wee fetish for 'organic produce' if you know what I mean... :freak:

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Bet I would rattle around in her like a tin can in a garbage can...


Proberbly got a wee fetish for 'organic produce' if you know what I mean...
:freak:

 

Every thrown a trash can down a stairwell?

 

Every hippie chick that I've been with was loose like she was cramming summer sausage. Blech.

C7

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If you want to see her really implode, next time you see her tell her you're planning a dinner party and her ask her which wine goes well with dolphin.

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Show up with flowers in your hair and smack her in the mouth with your dick. That's about the only value I've ever found in hippie chicks; they're emotionally connected with the world, so when they're feeling down about themselves, they get a tremendous boost from putting the whole world in their mouths and getting filled full of love.

C7

 

You say the darndest things sometimes. Or maybe all the time. :thu:

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Oh, and C7 needs some anger management counseling. I've never...EVER...heard a kind word from this guy. Every post I've ever seen is him saying how he beat someone up and how angry he is and how blah blah blah. I mean, are you pissed off ALL the time dude? Ever a happy moment in your life at all? Seriously.

 

You need to turn your sarcasm detector up or something. If you're sitting behind your computer thinking "wow, this guy is really angry", you're reading WAY too far into the things I say. Maybe I don't use enough smileys or something. 90% of the things I say are meant to create a silly mental image like the one that's inside my head, not to make you think I'm a tough guy or that I'm an angry person. This world is a joke a {censored}ing minute to me, I love life. The other 10% of my posts are meant to make you think I'm a racist bigot misogynist chauvinist pig {censored}er.

Oh, and I have a picture for YOU:

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I tell you what, if the gallery is open tomorrow i'll go and take a pic of that stupid mother {censored}ing owl thing.

 

Actually, that would be cool to see. Actually, take a camera with you from now on to annotate your writings. That way we could have all seen the expressions on her face...and also see how hot she was.

 

i deleted my original post btw...maybe because I'm jealous that I myself can't get a hippy chick....not even an ugly one. I lashed out...:cry:

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You need to turn your sarcasm detector up or something. If you're sitting behind your computer thinking "wow, this guy is really angry", you're reading WAY too far into the things I say. Maybe I don't use enough smileys or something. 90% of the things I say are meant to create a silly mental image like the one that's inside my head, not to make you think I'm a tough guy or that I'm an angry person. This world is a joke a {censored}ing minute to me, I love life. The other 10% of my posts are meant to make you think I'm a racist bigot misogynist chauvinist pig {censored}er.

 

Hey, like I said, I like how you're honest. One would always know where they stood with you.

 

But you're right, I'm reading way too much into what you're saying. Probably all this cold medication I'm talking. I'm taking the day and night stuff together and it's got me coming and going at the same time. :freak:

 

Peace man...

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Actually, that would be cool to see. Actually, take a camera with you from now on to annotate your writings. That way we could have all seen the expressions on her face...and also see how hot she was.


i deleted my original post btw...maybe because I'm jealous that I myself can't get a hippy chick....not even an ugly one. I lashed out...
:cry:

 

I bet she would come along if I asked her to :p

 

It's one crumby student exhibition hall though...

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You need to turn your sarcasm detector up or something. If you're sitting behind your computer thinking "wow, this guy is really angry", you're reading WAY too far into the things I say. Maybe I don't use enough smileys or something. 90% of the things I say are meant to create a silly mental image like the one that's inside my head, not to make you think I'm a tough guy or that I'm an angry person. This world is a joke a {censored}ing minute to me, I love life. The other 10% of my posts are meant to make you think I'm a racist bigot misogynist chauvinist pig {censored}er.

Oh, and I have a picture for YOU:

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you look like you are taking a serious {censored}

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you look like you are taking a serious {censored}

 

 

I was. See, in the woods of Colorado, we have deer ticks. If you pull down your pants and squat next to a tree, there's a good chance one is going to crawl up your ass.

If you've never had a tick, here's how you remove it:

-Light a strike-anywhere match.

-Blow it out quickly.

-Singe the ticks ass until it backs out of the hole it created in your skin.

 

Would you want someone putting a hot match up your ass? I think not.

So it's better to simply {censored} yourself, and throw your soiled boxers in the back of your car. Give a Hoot: Don't Pollute.

C7

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Man, I just don't know. If I had the chance to bang a hot girl, I'd have no problem pretending I agreed with her goofy hippie opinions. Having a good laugh at the expense of a fool is great, but getting some good tail is ten times better.

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