Members Verlian Posted October 11, 2007 Members Posted October 11, 2007 You know it's true. It's your face.
Members Crescent Seven Posted October 11, 2007 Members Posted October 11, 2007 This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.C7
Members PumpkinDog Posted October 11, 2007 Members Posted October 11, 2007 oooo my first inspired parody thread... exciting.
Members Verlian Posted October 11, 2007 Author Members Posted October 11, 2007 This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.C7 That's sorta disturbing.... I guess that would be what qualifies as a Dinosaur problem. I tend to think of Raptors though. oooo my first inspired parody thread... exciting. And it's my first Parody Thread. XDDD
Members Death Hands Posted October 11, 2007 Members Posted October 11, 2007 This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.C7 I would've grabbed a Kleenex and bumped a feel.What's the worst that could happen? Jail time for assault and sexual misconduct?
Members Fran da Man Posted October 11, 2007 Members Posted October 11, 2007 This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh. C7 You could've put it in a small Tupperware container, then pop the lid on occasion and taken a whiff
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