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Dinosaur Problems on Your Face: Big Lumps


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This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.

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This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.

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That's sorta disturbing.... I guess that would be what qualifies as a Dinosaur problem.

 

I tend to think of Raptors though.

 

 

oooo my first inspired parody thread... exciting.

 

 

And it's my first Parody Thread. XDDD

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This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.

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I would've grabbed a Kleenex and bumped a feel.

What's the worst that could happen? Jail time for assault and sexual misconduct?

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This hot girl in school showed up after winter break with a {censored}in' HUGE boil on her face, right under her eye. It was the size of a plum. I often wonder what she would have said if I had offered to lance it, but then I diddn't want to go and kill her twin sister or anything, that would have been harsh.

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You could've put it in a small Tupperware container, then pop the lid on occasion and taken a whiff :freak::eek:

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