Members B-Bottom Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I've been leaning towards cremation lately.
Members Captain Fathead Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I want to be cremated. And then I want my ashes to be sprinkled in Donald Trump's coffee for a year.
Members baracuda2004 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 To be removed from Jessica Alba and have my Penis frozen in Carbonite...like Han.
Members SA Rios Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I hate wakes and funerals. I just want to be cremated and then have a short memorial service followed by a party. We did that for my grandma on my moms side and for both my parents and it turned out really nice. Wakes are such morbid events. Who wants to go look at a dead body. I'd rather have the urn with ashes in it and a bunch of pictures of myself.
Members skatalite Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Cremated and tossed into the Pacific.
Members johnny6644 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 ...go to a lake of fire and fry.
Members t3ch Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I don't want a big sad funeral, nor do I want a a grave. Burn me, get drunk on my dollar, and throw me somewhere. Move on.
Members T. Alan Smith Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I don't want a big sad funeral, nor do I want a a grave.Burn me, get drunk on my dollar, and throw me somewhere. Move on. Amen!
Members Hotblack Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Burn me. The choice of funeral is up to... well... whoever. I would say "no funeral" personally, but that's really their choice. The funeral is more for the living, a chance to say a final "Goodbye", so I'll let whoever make that choice.
Members collinwho Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Any organs that can be used as transplants shouls be harvested and given to someone who needs them. The rest should be donated to science. My body is of very little importance to me once I'm dead.
Members Wanderlusterer Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 BBR'ed baby. No donor card for me. Most of my organs will probably be useless by the time I'm dead. As I get older, I'll prepare a will to be charred without being embalmed. Then have proceeds from my estate set aside to have my ashes scattered in a few places (some i've been already, some I will soon) with plane tickets for whoever wants to take a little trip to see why.
Members B-Bottom Posted October 29, 2007 Author Members Posted October 29, 2007 I hate wakes and funerals. I just want to be cremated and then have a short memorial service followed by a party. We did that for my grandma on my moms side and for both my parents and it turned out really nice. Wakes are such morbid events. Who wants to go look at a dead body. I'd rather have the urn with ashes in it and a bunch of pictures of myself. same thing here. that's what we did when my grandfather died. Then a year later my grandmother, on the other side, died. She had a pretty typical funeral where you are laid out and everyone walks up to the casket. I have been to a few funerals before when I was younger but this was my first one as an adult. And after that experience I know that their is no way in hell do I want everyone gawking at me and saying how natural I look to family while whispering to others that it looks nothing like me
Members Poltergeist Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 first i wanna donate all my organs people who need them, then i dont care.... be buried underground and get eaten by worms... or cremated and then thrown to fishes... whatever... I WILL BE DEAD! WHAT WILL I NEED THE BODY FOR? just do whatever its cheaper... just please, take care of my beautiful beatiful basses
Members NeonVomit Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 If I die young (god forbid), organ donation then cremated. If I die old, cremate me, bitches! No wakes or any of that.
Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Don't really care, honestly. Not a religious type, so a funeral would kinda be for everyone else. Maybe have my head stuffed and hung on the wall of my game room?
Members funkrockfreedomfighter Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Be buried in a biodegradable coffin.
Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Be buried in a biodegradable coffin. Hippy.
Members Emprov Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Cremate me and spread ashes at some place like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. That way, in order to visit my remains, someone has to have a heck of a lot of fun while they're at it.
Members Jazz Ad Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I don't mind the least.I guess I can give it away if somebody wants it, or it could be burnt as to avoid trouble for anyone.
Members Goofball Jones Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Honestly, and this is no lie as it's already in my will. I want to be cremated and my ashes spread over Mt. Sunday in New Zealand. It's where they filmed Edoras in the Lord of the Rings movies. Yes, I'm that big of a geek. But I can't think of a more beautiful location for my ashes to be scattered. For me anyway.
Members justinbass Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 I don't want a big sad funeral, nor do I want a a grave.Burn me, get drunk on my dollar, and throw me somewhere. Move on. Agreed.
Members Poltergeist Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 i know what im gonna do now!!! im gonna be cremated and be sniffed by keith richards!
Members rummy Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Be donated to science, or hopefully my organs can bring lives to others.
Members lokidecat Posted October 29, 2007 Members Posted October 29, 2007 Cremate me. Dig a hole. Throw my ashes in the bottom. Plant a tree in the hole. Let my carbon feed that tree. End of story.
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