Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Dick in a box costume nixed by HR... Need ideas. Something easy and cheap. Winner gets a $50 Best Buy give cert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wilki29 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Be a Kissing Booth. If your a good looking guy, its well worth it. If you not, then it worth a shot atleast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 The one on the left will be a HUGE hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 The one on the left will be a HUGE hit. I that costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 This too is a hoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lokidecat Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 The one on the left will be a HUGE hit. You win the Obvious Costume Suggestion of the Day hmm.. lemme think. How about this costume? (picture NSFW, but i'm sure the costume is.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wilki29 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 You win the Obvious Costume Suggestion of the Day hmm.. lemme think. How about this costume? (picture NSFW, but i'm sure the costume is. ) hahaha that would go well with this costume. http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/products/ra7205.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wilki29 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Be the black knight from monty python Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bpocall Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 I could be wrong, but I believe it was brake a few years back cut a hole in a bed sheet for his head and wrote "Bill Cosby" in front with a marker. I don't know why, but that killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Apendecto Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Dress up like a vampire who's dressed up like a doctor. Name tag reads: Dr. Acula. Yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2manband Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was going to be "The End is Near" lunatic this year....but nobody invited me to a costume party. Anyway - I figure you'd just need some ragged looking clothes, some posterboard, string, markers, and a general lack of personal hygene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Dress up like a vampire who's dressed up like a doctor. Name tag reads: Dr. Acula.Yo. Rad! Found an easy one... Just wear a shirt that has an "E" on it and I'd be an E-male. Har. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you've already got it in your wardrobe, dress up like your boss. Wear something just like they wear (everybody has something that people associate them with), and then if it still isn't clear enough, get a "Hello, My Name Is . . . " sticker and put their name on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 The idea of a company Halloween party with HR approved costumes is an insult to the tradition of the best Halloween costumes being those that are the most tasteless. I say do the Dick in a box costume but carry around a sheet of paper that is titled "HR violation" and you can then be the HR violation guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hearafter Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 If you've already got it in your wardrobe, dress up like your boss. Wear something just like they wear (everybody has something that people associate them with), and then if it still isn't clear enough, get a "Hello, My Name Is . . . " sticker and put their name on it. Nah, he said "Dick in a box" was unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass8987 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was a Spartan from the movie 300 this past weekend. It was {censored}ing sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zachoff Posted October 29, 2007 Author Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 I was a Spartan from the movie 300 this past weekend. It was {censored}ing sweet I'm too fat to be a Spartan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 I'm too fat to be a Spartan. Be that fatass with the claw hand that kills people then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 Be that fatass with the claw hand that kills people then! Now that's funny, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spin Cycle Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1719034 Pretty simple to pull off at the last minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 78pbass Posted October 29, 2007 Members Share Posted October 29, 2007 A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads: Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours, Acme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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