Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 I finally received my financial aid check from my college. I applied for a few jobs and had an easy day at school now im having a beer and watching tv. Oh and i met a girl too. Dont know if it will go anywhere but i didnt make an ass of myself in front of her so thats good.
Members willsellout Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 I finally received my financial aid check from my college. I applied for a few jobs and had an easy day at school now im having a beer and watching tv. Oh and i met a girl too. Dont know if it will go anywhere but i didnt make an ass of myself in front of her so thats good. It's your job to make sure it goes somewhere..now get on it! Dan
Members skatalite Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 Someone has to stay it: Stick it in her butt. For me. Please. Pretty please.
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 Yes sirs She has such a nice butt too:love:
Members skatalite Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 Where in Tulsa are you? You know, I live in Norman. We should hang out sometime, even if it means us having to book a show up there
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 Where in Tulsa are you? You know, I live in Norman. We should hang out sometime, even if it means us having to book a show up there Just North of 81st just East of the River. Might be going to OU in a year or two pm me if you are gonna be up this way ill come to the show
Members skatalite Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 Just North of 81st just East of the River. Might be going to OU in a year or two pm me if you are gonna be up this way ill come to the show Whooo OU. Eighteen hours left for me. And yes, I'll drop you a line if we ever have a show up yonder.
Members Hotblack Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 Did you have the breakfast with no hog?
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 Did you have the breakfast with no hog?
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 never mind now i remember Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god I dont know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dogs, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didnt pig out Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out Hooked it up on later as I hit the do Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from kim and she can {censored} all night Called up the homies and Im askin yall Which court, are yall playin basketball? Get me on the court and Im trouble Last week {censored}ed around and got a triple double Freaking brothers everyway like m.j. I cant believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didnt even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction As I ran the intersection Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps Whats the haps on the craps Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino And now I am yelling dominoes Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a. Today was a good day Left my niggaz house paid Picked up a girl been tryin to {censored} since the twelve grade Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The lakers beat the supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep so deep so deep Put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and Im coasting Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the morning got the fat burger Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp And it read ice cubes a pimp Drunk as hell but no throwing up Half way home and my pager still blowing up Today I didnt even have to use my a.k. I got to say it was a good day. Hey wait, wait a minute fool Stop the {censored} What the {censored} am I thinking about?
Members Thunderbroom Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 Did you have the breakfast with no hog? Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. I'm a 41yo white guy in the Chicago suburbs.
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. I'm a 41yo white guy in the Chicago suburbs. it took me a while to get the reference but then i had this flashback and posted the vid. me and my dad are weird when it comes to music. i listen to stuff from the 1960's-80's he listens to hiph
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 Exactly the first thing that came to my mind. I'm a 41yo white guy in the Chicago suburbs. it took me a while to get the reference but then i had this flashback and posted the vid. me and my dad are weird when it comes to music. i listen to stuff from the 1960's-80's he listens to hiphop and more modern stuff. the other day i was flipping thru his cd case and found gangsta rap
Members chunky-b Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 So while you were getting your game on with chick #32, the quiet, stalker chick didn't show up did she? Or was this the redhead in the back of the library?
Members willsellout Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 it took me a while to get the reference but then i had this flashback and posted the vid. me and my dad are weird when it comes to music. i listen to stuff from the 1960's-80's he listens to hiphop and more modern stuff. the other day i was flipping thru his cd case and found gangsta rap I bet yer dad could seal the deal with that chick you talk about:poke: Dan
Members Poltergeist Posted November 8, 2007 Members Posted November 8, 2007 God... what a disappointment... i thought you had nailed that fat chick already when i opened this thread...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 I bet yer dad could seal the deal with that chick you talk about:poke:Dan Probably not that chick dont know what she wants
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 God... what a disappointment... i thought you had nailed that fat chick already when i opened this thread... She isnt fat(who you think i am C7) and it was not that good of a day;)
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted November 8, 2007 Author Members Posted November 8, 2007 So while you were getting your game on with chick #32, the quiet, stalker chick didn't show up did she? Or was this the redhead in the back of the library? Actually the stalker chick did show up, as did the roommate of the chick in the other thread and i kept my cool. It was like i had a fan club
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