Members chris-dax Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 DETROIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 I just hate stupid people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SA Rios Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 My personal favorite is the warning on all hair dryers that says, "Do not use in shower". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 My personal favorite is the warning on all hair dryers that says, "Do not use in shower". My personal favorite is the warning on Bic lighters that says "keep away from flame". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 I like the fold up windshield sun screens that have a tag that reads: "Do not operate vehicle with screen in place" Cause you know someone tried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LanEvo Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 Doge Vipers have a warning inside the door frame regarding using child safety seats in the rear seats. It doesn't seem to have occured to these folks that Vipers have no back seats Here's another one. The Lotus Elise and Exige have these tiny little trunks that are barely large enough to fit a lunchbox in. Yet, they come equipped with those plastic handles so that you can unlock the trunk from the inside in case you get trapped in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted December 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 My personal favorite is the warning on Bic lighters that says "keep away from flame". Ha! This my favorite from this story: Honorable mention went for a label on a letter opener that says: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 I bought a voltage inverter once and in the instructions it said "WARNING: DO NOT CONNECT POWER UNLESS UNIT IS ON OR OFF". You mean there's a third choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted December 13, 2007 Author Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 A long time ago I saw a warning in an industrial arts text book urging the student to "Always remove necktie before operating table saw." Now there's a solid piece of advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 A long time ago I saw a warning in an industrial arts text book urging the student to "Always remove necktie before operating table saw." Now there's a solid piece of advice... In the laser lab at a local university they had a sign that said "Do No Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Les_Izzmor Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 I bought a voltage inverter once and in the instructions it said "WARNING: DO NOT CONNECT POWER UNLESS UNIT IS ON OR OFF". You mean there's a third choice? Like Christmas lights. For indoor or outdoor use only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Apendecto Posted December 13, 2007 Members Share Posted December 13, 2007 I always liked that picture of a kid trapped in a storage container with a circle and a slash through it. Yo. EDIT: Something like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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