Members Thunderbroom Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 It was a bumper sticker on the back of a white four-door sedan driven by a little old lady: I'm only speeding 'cause I need to POOP I'm guessing the driver had no idea that is was/is on her bumper but ya never know. yeah...the picture is readily available on the internet but we don't take kindly to poop pictures here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members picker13 Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 For some old people, everything is measured by bowel movements. If they have had one, it's been a good day. If they need to do one, all else is meaningless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 haha, how tacky. Good for you, grandma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted December 17, 2007 Moderators Share Posted December 17, 2007 That's funny. Years ago, I had one on my spoiler that said "It's not how you pick your nose. It's where you put the boogers." I used to get a lot of honking horns at stoplights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Markee Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 My favorite; You Are Special...Just Like Everyone Else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 Saw this one a few weeks back: "Let us embrace the illusion of separation". Uhmmm, ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 My last girlfriend put one of those thin rainbow gay-pride stickers on the back of my car and I didn't notice it for like 2 months. I think that's the only bumper sticker I've ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groutt Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 There's a plumbing truck around here with a bumber sticker that says "Your s**t is our bread & butter". Except without the **. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 My Brother-in-Law put a "My Child was INMATE OF THE MONTH at County Jail" after one of mine got nabbed for failure to appear on a traffic ticket. I leave it on there as a lesson to him to not procrastinate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ender_rpm Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 I bought my wife one that reads "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!" She gets lots of attention at stoplights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members James Hart Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 my favorite to date was a shirt a biker was wearing...... (black shirt w/ white block letters) IF YOU CANREAD THISTHE BITCHFELL OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thunderbroom Posted December 17, 2007 Author Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 There's a plumbing truck around here with a bumber sticker that says "Your s**t is our bread & butter". Except without the **. I swear I saw a sewage/septic tank truck around here a few years ago that had as their slogan: We're #1 in the #2 business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anesthesia Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 my favorite to date was a shirt a biker was wearing...... (black shirt w/ white block letters) IF YOU CAN READ THIS THE BITCH FELL OFF I also enjoy: "If you are close enough to read this i can slam on my brakes and SUE you." and "if you are close enough to read this you are close enough to see a handgun fired form a motorcycle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted December 17, 2007 Members Share Posted December 17, 2007 I bought my wife one that reads "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!!" She gets lots of attention at stoplights Oh my god that's horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 I swear I saw a sewage/septic tank truck around here a few years ago that had as their slogan: We're #1 in the #2 business. Bumper stickers aren't really common at all here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 Bumper stickers aren't really common at all here. That's because your bumpers are too small. The largest car I saw in Ireland was a Nissan Maxima. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 That's because your bumpers are too small. The largest car I saw in Ireland was a Nissan Maxima. C7 When was that? They're much bigger now. Actually there's a good few American cars here now. Ford are importing F series trucks and a few other brands are doing similar things. Also there's a good few Maybach's going around, those are big mofo's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ezstep Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 "My kid beat up your honor student" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 'My Labrador Retriever can lick your Honor Student.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 When was that? They're much bigger now. Actually there's a good few American cars here now. Ford are importing F series trucks and a few other brands are doing similar things. Also there's a good few Maybach's going around, those are big mofo's! yeah, those Maybach's are very affordable too...truly a working man's car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 When was that? They're much bigger now. Actually there's a good few American cars here now. Ford are importing F series trucks and a few other brands are doing similar things. Also there's a good few Maybach's going around, those are big mofo's! 2001. What road in Dublin is it possible to maneuver a Ford F-150 truck? We were driving a Yaris and it was a tight squeeze with the lorries. I couldn't imagine trying to drive a large vehicle downtown. We stayed in Dun Laoire (sp?) and it was all teensy weensy roundabouts... C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 2001. What road in Dublin is it possible to maneuver a Ford F-150 truck? We were driving a Yaris and it was a tight squeeze with the lorries. I couldn't imagine trying to drive a large vehicle downtown. We stayed in Dun Laoire (sp?) and it was all teensy weensy roundabouts... C7 Well, a lot has changed. Some for the worse. We now have a stupid lilac coloured tram system. HGV's are banned from the city center except for 11pm to 7am (i think? something like that). They built a really expensive tunnel for them. Yeah I know, its ridiculous though but I've seen a few F250's driving around the city and even a Dodge 2500. The bloody thing is as big as a bus! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 Well, a lot has changed. Some for the worse. We now have a stupid lilac coloured tram system. HGV's are banned from the city center except for 11pm to 7am (i think? something like that). They built a really expensive tunnel for them. Yeah I know, its ridiculous though but I've seen a few F250's driving around the city and even a Dodge 2500. The bloody thing is as big as a bus! :eek: Lilac colored tram system? From where to where? I rode the DART almost daily for a month, but it only got me *kinda* close to where I was going. I will admit that I was in Dun Laoire for a month, and I could never find my way from the DART station to Macintosh Park, which in a straight line is only like 1/2 a mile. I left Baker's Corner and walked about 2 miles in the wrong direction, thinking I was heading for the mall. Those roundabouts killed me. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 Lilac colored tram system? From where to where? I rode the DART almost daily for a month, but it only got me *kinda* close to where I was going. I will admit that I was in Dun Laoire for a month, and I could never find my way from the DART station to Macintosh Park, which in a straight line is only like 1/2 a mile. I left Baker's Corner and walked about 2 miles in the wrong direction, thinking I was heading for the mall. Those roundabouts killed me. C7 LOL! The tram (called LUAS) mainly runs on the southside. (bastards! ) Both lines start in the city and one goes as far as Sandyford, and the other line goes out to Tallaght. Funnily enough.....both lines don't connect. AND...we're getting a metro system in a few years and I don't think that will connect to the others either. I don't really like Dun Laoghaire, I can never spell it properly. I'm kinda lucky with the Dart, I've got 3 stations within 15minutes walking distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted December 18, 2007 Members Share Posted December 18, 2007 I don't really like Dun Laoghaire, I can never spell it properly. I even looked it up, and apparently it was spelled wrong there, too. I have friends over there, hopefully I'll be coming out next summer. If so we should party down. C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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