Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 "How To Make An Awesome Bass Out of A Refrigerator, an old tire, and a Cadillac bumper" by Kindness DVD Series Vol. 1 thru 8976 from Time-Life Life-size cardboard cut-out of Thunderbroom on a stand A rikshaw wig "Debauchery For Dummies" book by C7 "How To BenchPress Your Equipment" video-series by T. Alan Smith "Liberace and Funkee1 Dancing With The Stars" limited edition card and tea set "BOALG: The Board Game" "The 5-Fingered Kama Sutra" by JM5, sold as a package with the "Guide To Parenting" book by Britney's Mom................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted December 28, 2007 Moderators Share Posted December 28, 2007 I thought all the members of my fan club were shipped those dvds last month. I'll get on my shipping monkey... I mean department... and get it out to you tomorrow. ps - for your bass I'm using a stainless steel refrigerator, a new tractor tire and a Delorean bumper. It just felt right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 I thought all the members of my fan club were shipped those dvds last month. I'll get on my shipping monkey... I mean department... and get it out to you tomorrow. ps - for your bass I'm using a stainless steel refrigerator, a new tractor tire and a Delorean bumper. It just felt right. He can play in the space time continuum:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted December 28, 2007 Moderators Share Posted December 28, 2007 He can play in the space time continuum:thu: Comparing his chops to mine, he already does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 Comparing his chops to mine, he already does. Hahaha, pork chops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted December 28, 2007 Moderators Share Posted December 28, 2007 Hahaha, pork chops? Yes, it often sounds like I'm playing with pork chops in place of my hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 Yes, it often sounds like I'm playing with pork chops in place of my hands... Count yourself lucky, they could be sauteed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 Count yourself lucky, they could be sauteed! Or they could be puppets named lamb-CHOP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 At least you didn't get: The Greatest Hits of Lug, Volume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 Or they could be puppets named lamb-CHOP. Y3WDdzuwW3M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 28, 2007 Author Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 At least you didn't get: The Greatest Hits of Lug, Volume You spelled "Hits" wrong...the "S" goes first, followed by H-I-T.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 Excellent!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 "How To Make An Awesome Bass Out of A Refrigerator, an old tire, and a Cadillac bumper" by Kindness DVD Series Vol. 1 thru 8976 from Time-LifeLife-size cardboard cut-out of Thunderbroom on a standA rikshaw wig"Debauchery For Dummies" book by C7"How To BenchPress Your Equipment" video-series by T. Alan Smith"Liberace and Funkee1 Dancing With The Stars" limited edition card and tea set"BOALG: The Board Game" "The 5-Fingered Kama Sutra" by JM5, sold as a package with the "Guide To Parenting" book by Britney's Mom................ Did you get those LavaMan cables, and tickets the Teh Hoog's next concert in Buckingham Fountain??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 My wife tried to surprise me on Christmas morning with her and Salma Hayek naked under the tree. I said "Pfft...I asked for Katherine Heigl....we had Salma LAST year!" Needless to say, Christmas was ruined.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 "How To Make An Awesome Bass Out of A Refrigerator, an old tire, and a Cadillac bumper" by Kindness DVD Series Vol. 1 thru 8976 from Time-Life Life-size cardboard cut-out of Thunderbroom on a stand A rikshaw wig "Debauchery For Dummies" book by C7 "How To BenchPress Your Equipment" video-series by T. Alan Smith "Liberace and Funkee1 Dancing With The Stars" limited edition card and tea set "BOALG: The Board Game" "The 5-Fingered Kama Sutra" by JM5, sold as a package with the "Guide To Parenting" book by Britney's Mom................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 "Liberace and Funkee1 Dancing With The Stars" limited edition card and tea set If you can get a Nintendo Wii, there is a Dancing with the stars: Funkee1 edition game available. The Tea sets are all sold out, tho..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 you're a genius :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members walkerci Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 My wife tried to surprise me on Christmas morning with her and Salma Hayek naked under the tree. I said "Pfft...I asked for Katherine Heigl....we had Salma LAST year!" Needless to say, Christmas was ruined.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 A Christmas card from any of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted December 28, 2007 Members Share Posted December 28, 2007 My wife tried to surprise me on Christmas morning with her and Salma Hayek naked under the tree. I said "Pfft...I asked for Katherine Heigl....we had Salma LAST year!" Needless to say, Christmas was ruined.... Mine too because I asked for your wife and Salma Hayek naked under my tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevilRaysFan Posted December 29, 2007 Author Members Share Posted December 29, 2007 A Christmas card from any of you. I believe I was kind enough to post this Holiday Greeting for everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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