Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 that i want to run for president. where do i start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sludgebass69 Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 1st off......Do you believe in Jeebus?...........:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 First you get some rich parents. Are you in your early/mid 20's? Make sure you do some sort of illicit drug if so, and sleep with random, sketchy women. We'll take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 1st off......Do you believe in Jeebus?...........:poke: i look like him. does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 should i just drive up to the white house and move in or should i have a campaign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivanthetrble Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Did you inhale??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Did you inhale??? not yet but i am willing to learn. will they send me someplace special? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Optimus Prime Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'd vote for you, if you can make a national bass day were all bass related items are 90% discounted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sludgebass69 Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i look like him. does that count? Close enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catphish Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i look like him. does that count? in that case, start by getting a haircut and a shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 in that case, start by getting a haircut and a shave. {censored} that. short hair is for hippies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i look like him. does that count? That already gives you more qualification than half of the politicians already elected. You're a shoe in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i'll only shave if hillary does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivanthetrble Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i'll only shave if hillary does! Bahahahahahaha! Now I don't care who you are, that right there is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 that i want to run for president. where do i start? Section 1 of Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution states that a President must: Might help to have a lot of skeletons in your closet and have a few hard line opinions on some odd issues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Section 1 of Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution states that a President must: i have all of that. i just need to learn how to lie better and i'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i have all of that. i just need to learn how to lie better and i'm in! And be able to continue to support the same lie even after it has been proven false. Gotta stand for something!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 And be able to continue to support the same lie even after it has been proven false. Gotta stand for something!!! that is probably the only thing that they all have in common Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 that i want to run for president. where do i start? Sorry, if you want to be president, then you're not cut out to be president. You have to not want the job. So the more you are not wanting to be the president, then the more you'll become it. Just stop not wanting to not run for president....but try to stop not wanting to not run really really hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2tall Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Well it's been a great year, we've done some fantastic things with some really great folks.Um, I applaud the courage of all you great Americans, you are who makes thios country strong. Say things like this alot. Get some hand sanitizer, cause you'll be shaking lots of hands, and you cannot afford to get sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 that i want to run for president. where do i start? i call vice president! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 i call vice president! you're in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 This seems timely and appropriate: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikshaw Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 This seems timely and appropriate: are you calling me snoopy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roger in the sky Posted January 5, 2008 Members Share Posted January 5, 2008 you're in! this country is going to kick ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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