Members tylytle Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 My friend said this one last night, It's classic! You wanna get a 6 pack and {censored}, or are you even thirsty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members baracuda2004 Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 Me (to Guitar player I knew): Oh, I love that shirt. Guitar player: Good, you can sleep in it tonight, then. It didn't exactly work for him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rowka Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 but did you get the shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 but did you get the shirt? No his Ex set it on fire or something. I did keep the guitar player though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members J. Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 Have any of you guys ever had a girl try to use a pick up line on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 Have any of you guys ever had a girl try to use a pick up line on you? "You'll do".It worked ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Funkee1 Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 Don't have a pickup line, but..... If you get rejected guys, lean in real close, and yell........... $150 Dollars??? WTF??? I can get it for $50!!!!!!! and storm away!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bten Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 When playing out I would shake my soda can like it was empty, pretend to ask someone in the back of the crowd through hand gestures for another one a few minutes apart. Usually somebody finally would bring me one, and I'd go from there. Another gimmick that would work would be have a friend very visibly ask the absolute hottest chick in the place if she wanted a pick with my number on it. She would always say no, but other women would notice and usually come up to say hi. Of course, I'm happily married now so I don't do that anymore.. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 Don't have a pickup line, but..... If you get rejected guys, lean in real close, and yell........... $150 Dollars??? WTF??? I can get it for $50!!!!!!! and storm away!! Bahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tlaloc Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bicycle in it!" I was watching the 40-year-old virgin a while back with my brother and we were cracking up over this one for quite some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassgirl9 Posted January 20, 2008 Members Share Posted January 20, 2008 $150 Dollars??? WTF??? I can get it for $50!!!!!!! Oh a guy said that to me at a club once. I was out at my buddy's CD release party and this young kid just off the farm came up to me and literally used the whole "If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" line at which point I told him I was married, probably 12 years older than him but flattered nonetheless. Then he roars that out. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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