Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 1) Is simple better? Cause if it is, you're talkin' to the best! 2) Got scars...? Show me! Pigs encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jackcheez Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Um...like...hi...and stuff. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sludgebass69 Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 You: Hey baby, wanna get a pizza?...{censored}? Her: NO! You: What, you don't like pizza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fretless Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Here let me hold your hair out of the toilet for you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueyedmule Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Glad to have provided you with a hangin' curveball to knock over the wall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 How much wood can you chuck, my little woodchuck..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 You like pickups...? Cause I'd like to pick you up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super Bass Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Hi.....my name is Jonathan Mathos......" uhhhhhh wrong thread........oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Glad to have provided you with a hangin' curveball to knock over the wall! worst pickup line evar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 This one has worked every single time. "Do you think if I got you drunk enough I'd stand a chance?" For whatever reason, it really does work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 This one has worked every single time."Do you think if I got you drunk enough I'd stand a chance?"For whatever reason, it really does work. that one's got Duke Rape Case written all over it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Hi...does this smell like chloroform to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Hi...does this smell like chloroform to you?" I would've thought you more the traditionalist "piece of candy, go for ride?" type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Man: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fatslut. Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet. Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back ofmy car, I don't give a {censored} where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: That explains the moustache then! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilised.Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: But would you stay there?Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged. (only works for northerners)Man: Would you like to dance?Woman: I'd rather eat glass.Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches. Man: You're prettyWoman: Piss off.Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pyralus Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Your tag is showing, it says "Made in Heaven." Not one liners:M: Did it hurt?W: Did what hurt?M: When you fell from heaven... *this one I've actually seen work*M: How much does a polar bear weigh?W: I dunno, how much?M: Enough to break the ice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bass8987 Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?" In Terminator's voice "Yer clohs-- gib dem to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. (C7 approved) Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreestyleIntruder Posted January 16, 2008 Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Hey sexy. I like shoelaces, bow-ties, and motorized wheelchairs. Wanna go back to my place and use all three? Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld. You see my friend over there? Good. I thought the drugs were starting to make me hallucinate. Pardon me miss, but I can't help noticing that you have cum in your hair. Hi, you must be called '3M', because I've got a roll of duct tape with your name on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 16, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 16, 2008 Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 17, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 Have you seen my jar of "Enormous Penis Reducing Cream"? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them. My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 17, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 (sniff)......you're so beautiful I thought you were a new bass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Roguetitan Posted January 17, 2008 Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 Excuse me mam but I am going to have to ask you to please leave the frozen food section and come with me... why?.... Because you are going to melt all of this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Incubitabus Posted January 17, 2008 Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 Nice shoes... wanna {censored}? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Undead Sycip Posted January 17, 2008 Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 Your face is like a wrench. Everytime I see you my nuts tighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Apendecto Posted January 17, 2008 Members Share Posted January 17, 2008 Do you have any Irish in you? Want some? Yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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